Reese Wallace

Dear @celebrityhottub.bsky.social, I am respectfully requesting "Le honky-tonk d'Arnold pour les petits ânes" merch.

I am not a huge horror fan but felt duty-bound to watch The Thing because of its spot in film history...

It is a miraculous piece of filmmaking. Basically perfect. I will never watch that nasty shit again.

Dusty Rhodes + Uncle Baby Billy = Governor Huey Long

This aunt is the uncle I aspire to be.

James Franklin's Penn State was number 3!

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"Robert Spears-Jennings from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma" is a Larry McMurtry-ass name.

RIP in peace Billy Napier

Wait, you mean I should have more than just the novelty Simpsons Stonecutter cufflinks I wore to officiate my friends' wedding ten years ago?

this is inspired by that guy who is telling everyone going to the video store sucked but: the way we have prioritized convenience above all else is a good idea in theory and has made us all insane

Wicca Jordon going to give every solstice a Magnolia rebrand.

I'm just lashing out because I lived through his daddy as Gators OC and the Gators lost to Garrett earlier this year. As with all things the real enemy is Brian Kelly.

He's the big brain genius, they succeed by his grace and fail on their own. No sane society should abide Brian Kelly.

The good news is Smuckles definitely won't throw him and his teammates under the bus in a Plumpy Plum-faced rant later.

Nuss really living up to the family name today

I've been singing "Butthole Eyes" to the tune of Black Hole Sun. Really made the evening magical.

Yelling "Ball don't lie, butthole eyes!" may have shocked my kids awake but it's true and they need to know.

I've never run to the web archive quicker. What's the point of me having access to the internet if it's not to find this:
web.archive.org/web/20180822...

God willing, the Florida Gators will make this list next week by default.

You need to be careful. Billy Napier might see this.

If the Noles lose this game, it's because of Norvell 's hoodie t-shirt. If they win, it's in spite of the hoodie t-shirt.

The parenthetical "(her best work)" made me howl hardest but this thing is a banger from open to close. A perfect game. Incredible heat from @albertburneko.bsky.social.

The turtleneck keeps the elements out

Meanwhile, in RDR2 released nearly a decade ago, you can shoot the eugenicist on the streets of St. Denis and your honor goes up.

I think, and this might sound obvious, it shows that Billy Napier has really turned the corner and the future is bright in Florida and I don't have to drink the Mezcal/Bleach Old Fashioned I made.

A proud bough of the legendary Jim McElwain coaching tree.

Arch taking his first major steps toward being the next Peyton Manning.

Did a full 360 degree spin and stayed in

If that song sampled Sisqo and had the chorus "that dong d-dong dong dong dong" the conversation about it would be much different.

That new AFE hit like a freight train.