damn should’ve taken it
29.10.2025 14:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@wigit.bsky.social
this world only exist in the mind of a dog waiting for his owner to return home •she/her•
damn should’ve taken it
29.10.2025 14:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’ll k*ll them with a gün
11.08.2025 17:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0weekly contemplation that my friends and i are the freaks of the world
10.07.2025 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0career pivot career pivot career pivot career pivot career pivot career pivot career pivot career pivot career pivot career pivot career pivot career pivot
08.07.2025 01:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0you’re in their DMs, they’re fucking me so hard i thought i had appendicitis. we are not the same
03.06.2025 01:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nearly 3 months of an insanely intense campaign and 3 months of my personal life in the shitter. we better settle these fucking contracts asap so i can fucking breathe
28.02.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0up with the workers! down with my mental health!
28.02.2025 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0oh they were absolutely coming
home to roost :(
garfdude.com/gucci.html got bored tonight
15.02.2025 05:54 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0incredible things happening
15.02.2025 14:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we're getting so many good mahomes despair shots tonight. i love football!!!!!!
10.02.2025 02:45 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0man there’s a lot of chickens here i hope they aren’t coming home to roost
03.02.2025 21:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1if i had a nickel for every time i was a submissive clown in a horny skit, i’d have 2 nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice
03.02.2025 11:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the pokemon eevee is named after estradiol valerate
23.01.2025 23:12 — 👍 95 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 1hawk tuAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! scream at that thang
24.01.2025 18:44 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0got too gay with it
02.01.2025 01:41 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0don’t ask me my pronouns, you gonna suck whatever i pull outta these grateful dead boxers
26.12.2024 21:51 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names? Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow! Kid: What about Donner? *a dark countenance settles on Santa's face* Santa: the year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada-
Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!
24.12.2023 18:32 — 👍 1675 🔁 255 💬 28 📌 5there are three people in my relationship: me, my girlfriend, and my dreams about hozier
21.12.2024 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0there is a cop in your head about everything! and you should k*ll every single one of them!
18.12.2024 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i wanna believe the UHC assassin is a trans woman because there's no way i wanna fuck a gorgeous cis man this badly
08.12.2024 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hell yeah :)*
30.11.2024 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0drunkenly bought tickets to hadestown hell :)
30.11.2024 03:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0my nephew is so cute ! i love that my family is turning into a union family :’)
29.11.2024 05:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0life when you get gay with it
26.11.2024 14:59 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0gay🫶
22.11.2024 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0being a zionist AND letting fascist tell you where to piss and complying is so remarkable i wish her nothing but the worst. maybe we don’t deserve rights
21.11.2024 00:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0there's a slam dunk autism joke here
20.11.2024 18:52 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0thinking of my tgirl friend that incorporated used hrt needles in her halloween costume one year and was really confused as to why people were weirded out by the used needles
20.11.2024 13:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i think beating the shit out of a scab would cure me
18.11.2024 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0