Nick Fargo

No respect for a racist piece of garbage like Dan Dakich.

Okay even I think this is mean

I truly miss the way I felt about the world before I knew too much about it. I miss when the only thing I had to worry about was whether my favorite sports team would win or when I was hanging out with my friends next. Instead, I'm wondering if we're about to enter World War III every day.

A Felon is Never going to be My President...

Peter Thiel looks less human than Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what your country can do for Israel!"

Literally, every conservative would have cheered on the Gestapo.

Why does everyday life feel like an Always Sunny episode, and we're The Gang trying to tell Danny DeVito (Trump supporters) that something is one way, and he thinks it's a completely different way? I'm tired of feeling like the crazy one in my life.

Context: I moved away from my hometown a little more than a year ago.

A hard part of moving to a new city to live life with my wife is the lack of people to hang with outside of my family. I miss having friends to hang out, work out, watch games, or play D&D with, etc. I just feel alone sometimes.

If we're arresting judges for the upholding checks and balances, there is no question about it. We are living under fascism.

“Trump is just saying that, he’d never do it.”

- MAGAts in 2024 talking about the things that Trump is actively doing right now

They want 1939 Germany? Let's give them 1789 France.

I wish a reporter would just ask Elon and Trump why they're in favor of the consequences that occur as a result of their decisions. Imagine if someone asked, "Mr. President, why are you in favor of cutting free school breakfast and lunch for kids?" Don't sugarcoat it. Tell them how evil they are.

Donald Trump, while golfing for the 50,000,000th time: "People who work from home aren't working."

I feel this in my soul...

Here’s what Trump does:

1. Creates a crisis that hurts a lot of people
2. Frames the crisis as a good thing
3. The crisis gets really bad
4. Trump then reverses his bad decision and takes credit for ending the crisis he created
5. MAGA eats it up

Every. Single. Time.

Top 5 Dentist’s Office Jams:

5. “Breathe” - Michelle Branch
4. “No Such Thing” - John Mayer
3. “Slide” - Goo Goo Dolls
2. “A Thousand Miles” - Vanessa Carlton
1. “Dreams” - Fleetwood Mac

Trump is actually going to declare war on Panama... BUT HE'S THE ANTI-WAR PRESIDENT, RIGHT? I hate it here...

A SECOND PLANE HAS CRASHED after Trump FROZE hiring air traffic controllers, FIRED hundreds of FAA workers and Elon AXED the TSA chief. Anti-government fundamentalism and deregulation is destroying America.

It took Trump 10 days to announce his first concentration camp. Crazy stuff.

He wants so desperately to be profound, but instead this stuff comes across as super weird and uncomfortable.

A rollercoaster? More like a 90° drop waterslide.