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Just sitting around waiting for everything l own to come back in style.

#Orioles win 6-5 over Rays on a walk-off home run by Dylan Beavers in the bottom of the 9th inning in their final home game of 2025.

And a nice bat flip by the 24-year-old to go with it:

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased.

Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.

Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.

But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.

One of my favorite moments in the history of free speech: Larry Flynt publishing a satirical Campari ad featuring Jerry Falwell Sr. as an incestuous drunk who first had sex with his mother in an outhouse. Falwell sued. In a unanimous decision, the Supreme Court found that satire is protected speech.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

I saw a reference to Watergate and almost laughed out loud. Watergate wouldn’t break the top 10 scandals this month, let alone ending a presidency.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter

WALK-OFF WINNERS FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN FIVE GAMES!!!

nobody should die like that and guns are still the fucking problem

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/

Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch WASHINGTON—After entering a school cafeteria in D.C. and wrenching a brown paper bag from the hands of a small child, U.S. senators and representatives taunted a 7-year-old student and played keep-awa...

Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch

It’s his neighborhood and we’re all just living in it 🏡

Trevor Rogers is the American League Pitcher of the Month!

#BaltimoreOrioles #Birdland #OriolesNation #MLB #BaseballLife #Orioles

We can only hope Trump is under RFK Jr.’s wonderful care.

Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.

I really wish RFK would reject the scientific consensus on playing in traffic.

Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.

Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist’s Shot

Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist’s Shot https://theonion.com/atrocities-keep-getting-in-frame-of-d-c-tourists-shot/

Oh good, at least someone isn’t ignoring that this happened — as the Sunday shows and press corps say nothing.

Felt like we were losing our minds.

Republicans lied and Americans will die because of the GOP’s Medicaid cuts.

Dems should fight on every front.

If Texas steals 5 seats, Dem states should redistrict 30 GOP members out of their districts.

We should insist DOJ release the entire Epstein File.

Not only shouldn't we bring knives to a gun fight, if they bring pistols, we should bring machine guns.

If Joe Biden had told a cable show that non-whites were made for farm labor and insisted his approval rating was in the 70s and then climbed onto the roof of the fucking White House …

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles  WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists […]

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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a baseball game is being played between the jax and orioles ALT: a baseball game is being played between the jax and orioles

I will always love you Cedric Mullins.

Go win a ring and come back to Baltimore.

Start your morning with two minutes of the testimony of Samuel Garcia, an average American who drove 3 hours to speak truth to power to the Texas legislature. Let’s decide that we are all Samuel Garcia. Get in their faces and make them listen. Mr. Garcia is a great American.

for some added context; this painting was of Picasso’s underaged muse

Marie-Thérèse, Face and Profile, by Pablo Picasso, 1931, 📸 via @pbs.org

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