AmysGotBirds

If Trump treats the ballroom construction workers the way he's treated many of his contractors, they won't be getting paid, either.

Her: Too late.

😂 That's beautiful!

Cloaca cancer is nothing to joke about.

What foul magic is this? He needs to be driven from the village!

They're paying off student loans, too. Ironic.

I forgot to come back and add that he blocked me. I'll miss his dance videos.

I stand in awe.

What makes this post particularly obscene is not the fat, oily cock; it's your casual use of the word "reckon," which I believe you knew full well as you mulled over your choices before plucking that one from the word tree. Truly deviant, sir.

I'm only staring because I'm worried that you're going to slip on that puddle of sweat when you stand back up. I'm concerned.

Smooches! Quakers are the absolute best.

Tee hee!

My favorite of Trump's recent trade deals was when he traded his golf ball that landed in the sand trap for the one his caddy threw down.

You're still going to bring all the wrong things, but this time, they'll fit.

It's Sunday, which is God's day of rest, so if you were thinking of doing something bad, this is your chance.

Reagan gave us trickle-down economics, and Trump is giving us trickle-down psychopathy.

Daddy is big mad!

Today was such a depressing shitshow on Twitter that I've changed my mind. I don't want you tainted by it.

Tulsi Gabbard drops defamation lawsuit against Hillary Clinton | CNN Politics Rep. Tulsi Gabbard dropped the defamation lawsuit she filed against Hillary Clinton on Wednesday, ending a short-lived legal battle where the congresswoman contended the former secretary of state and ...

I'm not saying Tulsi Gabbard isn't a Russian agent, and neither is Tulsi Gabbard.

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In fairness, it would be a blemish on a Walmart parking lot, let alone on a place of such natural beauty.

I guess perverts of a feather really do flock together.

Roger Stone just called me "retarded" for pointing out that he's riding the coattails of a pervert, in case you're wondering how things are going over on Twitter.

Stop thinking about yourself and think about *my* needs for once.

Would it be so much trouble for you to just copy-and-paste these lil thoughts onto Twitter so I don't have to wade into this morass of upbeat people just to see them? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

What took you so long, for God's sake? This is why I don't update you on Love Is Blind. You're not interested in the right things.

It's so cute that men were once afraid women would replace them in the workforce in jobs that required their manly intellect. Ha ha. We have robots for that now.

Independence Day felt so authentic. Mostly because the country is going to have indentured servants again, just like in 1776.

They get paid by the hour.

They meant business. Just like I do when I pay you a compliment.

More than 30 people hospitalized following DC military parade D.C. officials say 31 people were taken to the hospital throughout the events of the Army 250th military parade.

They had to be treated for boredom.

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