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MrBeast at some event posing with his uncanny smile and dead eyes wearing a black suit jacket over a fuckin hoodie “Obviously we won’t kill people.” -MrBeast, on creating his version of ‘The Hunger Games’

had the idea of collecting the most ominous or threatening images of MrBeast but fear nothing can top this

A noble endeavour!!!

He’s the best!

‘A million calls an hour’: Israel relying on Microsoft cloud for expansive surveillance of Palestinians Revealed: The Israeli military undertook an ambitious project to store a giant trove of Palestinians’ phone calls on Microsoft’s servers in Europe

Israel is storing recordings of Palestinians daily phone calls - millions of them - that they analyse to plan airstrikes / kill people - in Irish data centres

Sweet Jesus

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

Adrian Chiles is writing about budgie smugglers in his guardian column today. Truly a blessed Thursday.

My granddad was reading the Irish Catholic at the weekend and one of the “stories” was about how we need another Catholic emancipation because of abortion being legal. I’m still not entirely sure what it meant.

One day you wake up and your baby is no longer a baby, just a very short roommate with strong opinions

The government purposely put listeria into ready meals to cull the bachelor and divorced dad populations.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

EP 108 - Multiple Earths The crew explores a Galaxy filled with replicas of earth from various stages throughout history. After some fun exploring many earths of the past, they wonder if there’s a way to harness this phenomen...

Episode 8 of Galaxy Fest is out now!

I'm very fond of it as I think it's the one that best nails my "Futurama for kids on the radio" brief. Also it features about 10 seconds of sincerity, which is the most I've managed so far in my writing career.

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He’s really striking that ‘you got any games on your phone’ pose that little kids do.

Ranelagh feels like its a place where the people inside are not aware of what's going on outside the dome.

We should start getting opinions from anyone remotely famous on big infrastructure projects. I want Ken Early asking Heimir about his thoughts on upgrading Irelands water infrastructure instead of whether we should start Troy Parrot against Portugal.

He offers no evidence for any of his statements! It’s mad!!!!

Stop printing the opinions of billionaires and calling it news

‘I can use it for therapy but nothing serious’.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

Meme of Homer Simpson lying in bed looking very angry.

Back in work after 2 weeks off.

A copy of Ordinary Saints by Niamh Ní Mhaoileoin

66. Ordinary Saints by Niamh Ní Mhaoileoin

A really original novel that is sad and hopeful in equal measure. Beautiful writing about love and loss that will stay with me. 📚💙

“My limes!”

I am so sorry for putting Jar Jar Binks in this particular scene from Basic Instinct.

star wars but in the wrong movies: thread

Banging hymns.

basically this

I’m lucky in that I’ve always been good at writing but also it does just take a lot of practice. The idea that people can’t be arsed doing that now is quite scary and sad.

What strikes me the most about the use of ChatGPT is how scared people are of writing. Like whether it be emails or whatever, people seem to want to circumvent writing entirely which is fascinating and mental to me. Surely it takes longer to write a prompt for an email than just doing it yourself?

That’s so fucking grim Jesus. God forbid women be happy!

Whhhhhhhhhy

Also separately but related but when a family member dies, you should be allowed post a food registry similar to a gift registry that Americans do for weddings. This will avoid what happened to my family when Mum died and we received 4 separate joints of ham.

Since turning 30 all my Instagram ads are about engagement rings, wedding venues and freezing my eggs. It’s hell.

Sorry who are the people voting for Flatley?

I can’t remember why I made this before (previous similar rumblings about a presidential run?) but I’m glad to use it again to justify the waste of the minutes of my life spent creating it