Katie

To this day I sometimes forget some of my favorite sayings are from TFIOS. I love citing “I contain multitudes” and “some infinities are bigger than other infinities” Like seriously reference them in my head much more frequently than I ever expected.

I mean we actually do know very clearly that he is Team Edward. He is on the record about it. Lmao but instead of Bella he wants self insert

give me the novel of this road trip. I am so there

Je m’assieds. Je suis trop prête!!!

I had that poem memorized too! I feel like some of those words like galumphing should have happened.

All the way to the river? i’m guessing

Love a good ridiculous rich boy name. Capote Duncan, Carter Baison and Booth Jonathon should like boar on the floor it for the New York Social scene

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

oooh for me its Wes Anderson more than PTA! I love several PTA films like There Will Be Blood, Phantom Thread and Boogie Nights but Wes seems all style and no substance to me ( I still love Royal Tenenbaums)

if you’ve ever wondered why “escaping small scale subsistence farming” has been humanity’s primary group project for the majority of our known existence, it’s because small scale subsistence farming sucks real bad

noooo! I wish I lived in the NYC area and could go. I have now reached the age where i’m super into birds. I love my feeders and I just got a bird buddy. I’ll have to look for local groups

My list

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.

sign reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE, "GOD BLESS AMERICA"

since younger people are asking how shockingly stupid things were in 2003, may I present to you this circa-03 sign that I bought from a local restaurant and their (unrelated) going out of business sale a few years later

lolllll if anyone is sitting in a cuck chair is Stephen Miller

can I just submit a mona lisa “money please” gif? lol that should take up a lot of space

a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb"

a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

Can’t right now, fighting in the youtube comments of a one direction video about the british class system again.

yeah Santos is probably the most complex intern, and I like her as a character but I would not want her as my doctor. I definitely would want Samira or Mel. Samira is my fave

Went out to my car mid day at the office today to get lunch and my co worker is in the spot right next to my parked car sitting in her car crying. The assholes who are fucking at work really ruined it for those of us who just want a nice private spot to take a phone call or cry

"A computer can never be spiteful or horny Therefore a computer must never make art"

Reminder

Its March 25th so telling my boss I gotta Zayn for the day

yess I just read everything is tuberculosis and he and his 2 friends from the black hand were literally dying of tb and wanted to go out with a bang. its fascinating

Ok this would be easier if I had my bulky ipod but Hilary and Avril and Fionna Apple (extraordinary machine is burned in my brain). Probably Pink Hmm I feel like between Britney and Christina and before Katy Perry is a pop odd place. Stars are Blind did come out in 2006 though.

yes! his face journey did justice to that monologue.

Two of the shows I’ve been watching recently have mentioned night gardeners which isn’t a lot but its kinda weird its been two shows

We simply do not have to sacrifice the rights of trans people to save rights elsewhere and anybody that tells you otherwise is a fascist

Seriously.. way too many of my co workers act like they are my teacher or my mom. You’re not even my manager!!!

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Actually this fits better than LBJ:

RFK, RFK,
How many kids
Have you KILLED
Today?