I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
08.02.2026 22:23 β π 16824 π 5096 π¬ 232 π 221
Normal people: we want to be joyous and make the world a better, more equitable place
Conservatives: die poor, losers, weβre watching Kid Rock on YouTube
09.02.2026 01:39 β π 70 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0
If you were hoping for some sort of overt political statement: see the literal plantation Benito created to perform in.
09.02.2026 01:40 β π 1149 π 175 π¬ 4 π 10
every corporation in america going "FINALLY, we can say slurs again and not pretend to love gay people" while Rog and his army of rockefeller republican q-zip guys ruthlessly churning the numbers to find out lots of people sure do love this bad bunny fella
09.02.2026 01:37 β π 819 π 108 π¬ 4 π 6
Bad Bunny wearing an OCASIO 64 jersey
Ocasio gang rise up ππ½π΅π·
09.02.2026 01:49 β π 46037 π 3736 π¬ 436 π 108
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
09.02.2026 01:34 β π 8777 π 1817 π¬ 49 π 37
lol
09.02.2026 01:30 β π 8605 π 1697 π¬ 122 π 53
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the TaΓnos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
09.02.2026 01:38 β π 20548 π 5251 π¬ 107 π 179
And if you donβt think that was explicitly political you were maybe not watching things likeβ¦ the sugar cane fields? Electric poles? The men grinding on each other? The little boy? The americas shout out? What moooore do you want?
09.02.2026 01:51 β π 1199 π 81 π¬ 12 π 5
Wait is this fucking play about us
Conservatives watching American Idiot live
08.02.2026 23:09 β π 126 π 31 π¬ 3 π 0
Chappell Bone playing on the Puppy Bowl. Itβs a puppy chewing on a blue and orange puffy thing
Donβt know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone
08.02.2026 19:29 β π 5055 π 1086 π¬ 25 π 52
we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???
31.01.2026 22:29 β π 20941 π 5027 π¬ 526 π 297
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
01.02.2026 00:48 β π 9435 π 3552 π¬ 16 π 0
The coolest Congresswoman thereβs ever been.
29.01.2026 20:14 β π 30641 π 5023 π¬ 594 π 317
Congratulations on retirement, legend!
29.01.2026 16:02 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
itβs all happening
28.01.2026 19:18 β π 59 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
Also a reminder that I have a master list of non-NWSL talent to pay attention to (that people are free to add to!)
27.01.2026 19:17 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
The Democratic Party didnβt want to abolish this.
27.01.2026 20:09 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1
Immigrants make us great, Spirit edition.
27.01.2026 20:08 β π 50 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0
A screenshot of text that reads as follows:
Initial 2026 Washington Spirit Preseason Roster
Goalkeepers (4): Kaylie Collins, Aubrey Kingsbury, Sandy MacIver (INTL), Sara Wojdelko
Defenders (10): Rebeca Bernal, Gabby Carle, Lucia Di Guglielmo (INTL), Madison Haugen (STR), Casey Krueger (ML), Paige Metayer, Esme Morgan (INTL), Tara Rudd (NYR), Γlisabeth TsΓ© (INTL), Kate Wiesner (NYR)
Midfielders (6): Deborah Abiodun (INTL), Croix Bethune (NYR), Hal Hershfelt (NYR), Leicy Santos, Molly Skurcenski (STR), Andi Sullivan (ML)
Forwards (8): Tamara Bolt (INTL), Sofia Cantore (INTL), Emma Gaines-Ramos, Ashley Hatch (ML), Rosemonde Kouassi, Claudia MartΓnez (INTL, NYR), Gift Monday (INTL), Trinity Rodman (NYR)
Spirit have announced their 2026 preseason roster.
Worth noting that Rebeca Bernal, Rosemonde Kouassi, & Leicy Santos are not listed as internationals. Spirit confirm to me that all 3 received US residency & will not count as internationals.
27.01.2026 19:58 β π 91 π 17 π¬ 2 π 7
Sesame Street Instagram:
Big Bird snuggling a smaller bird.
Offering comfort in Scary Times:
After a violent event, children of different ages will have different needs. These age based strategies can help them feel safer and more secure.
Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
27.01.2026 19:30 β π 12802 π 4974 π¬ 35 π 86
A female wolverine, with her tongue out, lies on her back and clutches onto a tree stump.
Wolverines are one of the most elusive mammals in North America, rarely ever spotted by anyone in the wild. But our newest zoo resident, Laura, is making quite a lot of fans already with her playful personality!
π·: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
27.01.2026 15:19 β π 160 π 52 π¬ 1 π 3
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