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So… I’m closer to British left politics than Scottish Indy in the way I appear.
I am actually the opposite way around. I have just reached the point where I don’t see the point in pushing Indy. Everyone has pretty much made their minds up by now.

All the fucking time… I’m just… ugh!!

I have a feeling that the “scotch oversight” is just a big excuse as they knew you were boarding!
They chose that, rather than having a Scot drink the plane dry in the first half of the flight, and offering anyone who likes AI outside for a fight for the second half of the flight.
😂😂🤣🤣

a man is dancing in a living room in front of a fireplace . Alt: a man is dancing in a living room in front of a fireplace .

Yayyy…. Go football team.

As I’m working during this American football thing and won’t be catching updates, I will be expecting you all to message me everything as it happens.. play by play.
I won’t know what the fuck you are talking about… but I will be expecting it.
Thanks in advance
#superbowl

If you see this, post a rabbit

Jeffrey Epstein died on August 10th. In the Epstein files, there is what appears to be a draft DOJ press release announcing his death that is dated August 9th.

(It’s here: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)

As usual, I’m going to miss the superb owl tonight due to work. It’s not the same going in and out of a radio broadcast. Wanted to see the opening ceremony with green day. Will try to catch it tomorrow some point.
Good luck to whichever team YOU are rooting for.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“For fucks sake!!!”

“Where’s the defect book?”

“Bunch of lazy arseholes work here!”

Quote post with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

Dog wakes me up at 6am to go outside…
So I drag my ass out of bed, throw on some clothes, to go let him out in the garden.
Unfortunately it’s raining, and the dick just wants straight back in (he has some weather/desperation algorithm he works to!)
Now sat wide awake scrolling Bluesky

And if anyone wants me to audition for Kermit, I will happily do a video for you… but it will have to be after I’ve shaken off this flu… i sound more like Batman than Kermit right now!!!!

Just watched the new muppet show episode with Sabrina carpenter.
Really enjoyed it. Gave off all the old vibes I remember as a kid.
Yeah, the new Kermit voice could do with a bit of work and erm.. I could do a lot better.
But overall, it’s going in the right direction and I hope they make more

Picture 1: Two plain clothes police officers during a search of Peter Mandelson's home

Picture 2: Police search Nicola Sturgeon and Peter Murrell's home

So… 2 properties being searched regarding the Mandelson case.

No tents outside the properties as they search?
Or is that just reserved for @snp.org ????

A superb owl

I’ve heard this is a particularly good weekend for spotting a superb owl.
#Superbowl

I really must record her doing a voice search one day… honestly… it’s the funniest thing you will ever see

Just home from picking up my youngest from the cinema.
He went to see ironlung.
Doesn’t sound my type of movie, but apparently, it was really really good. He raved about it all the way home.
So if it’s your sort of thing… worth the watch.

This sketch always springs to mind when Denise does a voice search in the remote control to find a tv show/movie… it’s so damn funny the results she gets.. the air turns blue after the fourth attempt 😂😂😂

Trust me… he plays us like total b!tches!!!!
He rules our multiverse without any problem… and gets rewarded in biscuits and pizza crusts for his trouble!

YouTube video by Nico Winfield History Rewinds - ORIGINAL SONG (Live version)

Out of the songs I have seen my son write and perform…
This is probably still my top all time favourite.
It feels so natural and pure over the band work he has done (they are all still awesome though)

History rewinds - by Nico

youtu.be/Z2T-4f5y0uI?...

.. in attendance. A developing situation happening about 15 minutes ago.
I know it’s going to cause me chaos getting back to the depot to finish my shift, but I’m just concerned for the guy who must feel he has nothing left. Just so sad and hope he is ok.

Sad sight while at work today.
Came through the big roadworks on the M8, along the big straight heading to paisley, and as I approached the road bridge going over the motorway, saw a guy ready to step off the bridge, and a woman trying to hold him.
Felt so helpless on the motorway. Police not yet..

I doubt you would make it to the billion anyway mate… you know… you have a heart.

5 jobs I’ve had

1. Shop shelf filler
2. Warehouse order picker
3. Washing vegetable display trays for a supermarket
4. Internet training salesman
5. Builder’s labourer

Sad to say it, but yes, we should boycott it.
Many fans don’t even realise they will be getting sent back home again if they ever said anything bad about chump on socials.
Better still, take all USA matches off America and share them between Canada and Mexico.
Who wants to go to USA anyway!!!!

I need to write a disclaimer about the fact that I’m a total dumbass!

Apparently, a post I shared earlier about squirrel boxes was AI
I try not to share anything ai and I was duped on this occasion. The only way I can avoid doing this in future is to avoid sharing posts!!
And yes, I’m a dumbass

Yourself, but as a cartoon…

Yep, and automation.
Won’t be long until so many more are made unemployed as automated checkouts take over 100% and houses can now be 3D printed by a big robot, and not forgetting the self drive taxis/trucks etc

Scrap all benefits
Replace with a basic universal income for everybody.
Do this before more jobs are lost to ai/automation and we hit real crisis as the unemployment figures grow and grow.
Savings from closing all benefit departments and more tax on wealth and companies using ai will pay for it.