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A long-haired black cat is seen from behind staring intently out a screen door.

A cool #caturday morning means the door is open for bird-watching.

SOMEBODY WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT SHE MAJORED IN DANCE AT THE ACADEMY

A picture of Curtis Evans walking through tear gas at an ICE facility with an American flag.

Seriously, imagine this being the second-coolest photo taken of you in one day.

Ticklish #toebeantuesday

Two long-haired black cats are eating. The nearer is seen from behind, and appears much larger than the other.

A little bit of forced perspective makes Dresden look even...fluffier. (That's a good adjective. Let's not fluff-shame.)

Graffiti of a black cat eating noodles.

Seen on the side of a noodle shop in Chicago.

A large long-haired tuxedo cat looks upward at someone's knee with an expression of annoyance.

This is the look of a #cat who's just realized Mom has cheese...and hasn't offered to share!

I am calm. I am breathing deeply through my nose. I am counting to ten. I…

WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR DOG WILL INFODUMP TO YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING BALL?!?

Our country is being destroyed. But hey, look at these eight Maine Coon kittens.

A long-haired overweight tuxedo cat is seen through a doorway lounging on its back, belly in the breeze.

The guy guarding my bedroom door is sleeping on the job.

#caturday

A large tuxedo cat lays on its back at the top of a wide, carpeted staircase. The cat is also wide.

I'm starting to think we're not doing a very good job restricting Hairy Dresden's kibble intake.

A large long-haired tuxedo cat lounges on a fluffy white comforter.

Dresden is very handsome today.

A large long-haired tuxedo cat lays on its side in a doorway at the top of some stairs. It's dark on the viewer's side, and brighter outside.

Every day lately I've awakened to see my #cat Dresden guarding the bedroom door. From what, I wonder.
Intruders?
The other cat?
Cheeseburgers?

You guys a very special angel came by my Comic-Con booth and blessed the ANATOMY
OF DOGS book

One hind paw and leg of a long-haired tuxedo cat hangs over the edge of a cat tree.

Some of you might see this and say, "Toe beans!" Others, aware of its capabilities, might call it a "murder mitten." Its true name, however, is Gonad Crusher, Compressor of Crotches.

A large long-haired tuxedo cat lounges next to a small bowl that has a bit of kibble in it.

Dresden has this look of utter incomprehension because I've just told him that he can't possibly be starving, as there are still several pieces of kibble in his bowl.

If you burn down a forest, you don't miss out on lumber for just that season. You have to replant all the trees, nurture them, and wait for them to grow.

The science and research budget cuts happening now are wanton, senseless arson. Recovery, if it ever happens, will take generations.

My tortie kitten Jimmi Pickles enjoying her squishmello

My tortie kitten Jimmi Pickles enjoying her squishmello

Daughter gave Jimmi Pickles a squishmello and it seems to be a hit

A large long-haired tuxedo cat is peering out the window next to a door.

There's a bird that keeps swooping by the front door playing an avian version of "ding-dong-ditch" and security feline Dresden is on the case.

PANEL 1: An orange SCORPION rides of the back of a green FROG, who is wildly splashing in the water. The sky is blue. FROG: OW! Scorpion! Why would you sting me int he middle of the river? Now are both going to die! PANEL 2: The SCORPION looks annoyed, the FROG is angry, but has stopped thrashing. SCORPION: Ah, my friend. Because it is my NATURE to sting. FROG: Your nature is to be a tremendously huge but ahead! THAT’S your nature!! PANEL 3: The sky has turned a darker blue, the FROG looks ill and starts to sink. The SCORPION looks introspective. No text. PANEL 4: The sky is a darker blue now, the frog is head-down in the water, bubbles popping on the surface. The SCORPION is still on the frogs back, his eyes wide. SCORPION: Well that is just hurtful. ——— Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

The Scorpion & The Frog

A long-haired black cat sits on a bench next to a window. There is a large bush just outside the window, and the cat is staring at it intently.

They say "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush," but Dresden thinks one bird in the bush is good #cat TV.

Milo cosplaying as a nautilus

Strike a pose 🎶

My tabby cat Mal standing next to the automatic feeder staring down at it.

Current cat status: standing next to the automatic feeder screaming at it.

A long-haired black cat sits on a stool between two open windows. Trees are visible outside. The cat is staring at the camera looking perturbed.

"Open windows is a good start, but if you REALLY loved me you'd get rid of these screens, too."

A long-haired black cat is sitting on a cardboard scratching post next to a closed front door. The cat looks annoyed with the viewer

This is the look of a cat who doesn't understand why "it's hot out" is a valid reason for keeping the doors and windows shut on #caturday.

A long-haired black cat lounges on a blue rug in front of a row of bookshelves. Between the cat's front paws is a carrot-shaped toy.

Aahz, ruler of the house by right of fang and claw, and his catnip carrot.

A long-haired black cat sits on a box next to a decorative screen door with a side window. The cat is staring angrily the other direction.

That look when you're guarding the front of the house against the Avian Menace but you hear chirping coming from out back.

In the Comic Timing dep't, feline division... (via @cosmonautroger on Tumblr)