Chief Beer from the Liquor Store

also jalapeño burger sauce sounds good asf i gotta remember that for my burgers

whats different about keto bread idk exactly what the diet entails

Dave the tuxedo cat looking up at the camera with a very goofy expression. Part of his lip is stuck on his teeth, revealing many of his teeth in a non-threatening way. His eyes are dilated suggesting that he's feeling either playful or happy, and his whiskers look very long and full.

Big smile!!

at the rate this is going the academy awards should change their name to the movie awards

operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor

it would be so sick if there was a political party for people younger than 55

A picture of baseball player Zack Greinke crouched down in an Astros uniform with the following text: "I like the guacamole. Now, I don't really love the guacamole. So l get it when I feel like it. They changed their guacamole from $1.50 to $1.80. 1 mean, $1.50 is already pretty darn high. So they changed it to $1.80, and I'll never again get guacamole. It's not about the guacamole itself, I just don't want to let them win." -Zack Greinke

guac's a little extra, is that okay

Do you guys like beer

im literally chief beer

An orange and white cat looks bored, like I've been talking to him for awhile and he's had it

if cats had business cards, it would just be a paw print on a card. this would be weird, because they'd be handing you a card with their paw on it that they were holding in their paw. you have to think about this kind of stuff if you want to be an intellectual

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives to the scene as Green is sulking on the floor, next to a collection of wilting potted plants. Blue looks at Green with concern. Blue: What's wrong? Green: Everything is bad, my plants are dying, my life is falling apart. Blue offers Green a glass of water and a straw. Green drinks, without moving from his place on the floor. Blue: Drink some water. Green: Can't see how that helps, but sure. Blue watches with mild surprise as Green jumps up, suddenly energetic, obliviously knocking over the glass. Green: Hey, I have energy again! I think I'll water my plants! Soon, a caption above the foxes states "minutes later:". The formerly wilted plants are flourishing, and Green looks at them with surprise and delight. Blue, saying nothing, is looking at blue. Green: Blue, look! My plants are ok! They just needed some water and were being dramatic about it!

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close up of a tabby cat with very large pupils looking very curious

looks at you with my big bug eyes

i tried to give this man a churu last night and he literally ran away from it. straight up almost just left the room. absolutely not

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing chess, both studying the board between them. Blue, in thought: If he mvoes that pawn to attack my left, it would leave his right flank eposed, but if- Blue's thought is interrupted as Green leans in to move one of the pawns. Blue watches the move in surprise. Green, also thinking: Can I move this piece over here? Green looks at Blue, who looks at the board between them in astonishment. Blue: Wow. That was not a move I'd have seen coming. Now I have no idea what your plan is. Blue looks up to Green, and both calmly look each other in the eye. Green: Bold of you to assume I have a plan.

I think it is reasonable to feel sad that the world you are trying to build your life in is falling apart.

Zelda

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are looking at a framed painting, which is a plain, solid, greyish green square. While Green studies it with a neutral expression, Blue glares at it. Blue: I don't like modern art. It's ugly and pointless. Green: No art is objectively bad or good, that's the point. Blue: Maybe, but this one's just objectively ugly. Green: Everyone's tastes are subjective, but yours are objective? Blue: Yes.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, two cars are passing, a brown and a red car. The red comes to a screeching halt, braking hard to avoid hitting the brown one. Green, inside the brown car: Watch out!! Inside the brown car, Blue is driving, angry, as Green sits on the passenger seat, startled. Green: That other car almost hit us! Blue: They should be more careful. We had the right of way. Now Green also frowns. Green: They don't write it on your tombstone that you were right in the crash, you know. Blue: They should. Green: "Here lies Blue fox, who was righteous in traffic." Blue: Sounds excellent.

no i didnt but that makes a lot of sense

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Faded, warm toned color photo of a shorthaired orange tuxedo tabby sitting on a speckled linoleum floor next to a wooden table and chairs. It’s very pretty and looks off to the right with a slightly worried expression but relaxed body language.

Concerned orange. 🍊 Photo from my collection, 1967.

Name: Chief Beer from the Liquor Store
Pronouns: He/It
Height: 6'
Sexuality: Demisexual
Sign: Sagittarius
Piercings and Tattoos: Only failed attempts
Colors: 🥶🐊🌺

Drink: Arizona Black & White Tea
Alcoholic Drink: Golden Road's Mango Cart
Food: Eggs

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie, lying on top of a beige carpeted cat tower and looking wistfully up in the air with a little blep out.

✨ blep angel ✨

GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment