Comrade Bubblegum

I was thinking that wouldn’t it be so fun if I just made a whimsical little guy I could talk to when I’m sad or bored? like just a cute and kinda sassy little gnome or smth
but then Oops I accidentally made a tulpa and now I Am not safe in my own home

Not arguing with a dude with a big nose. whatever you say, beautiful

Charlie Kirk dead on my birthday!! best birthday ever!!

why is evryone talking about boobs today?

4 panel comic PANEL 1: MATTIE lying down on her couch, looking at her phone. MATTIE: Man, why do I feel so bad lately. PANEL 2: A shot of MATTIE's phone. NEWS ARTICLE: METEOR DUE TO DEMOLISH EARTH TODAY MATTIE: Oh I see. MATTIE: It's because I'm looking at my PHONE too much! PANEL 3: MATTIE, marching outside, throwing her phone over her shoulder. MATTIE: That's it! I'm gonna go OUTSIDE! PANEL 4: MATTIE looks up, shielding her eyes from something. Red light is all around her. MATTIE: I wonder what that is.

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god i'm so tired of job hunting in 2025 dog i'm NOT TAKING your little personality test!!!! get the fuck out of here!!!!!

You seriously cant make this shit up

A law enforcement officer points a taser at a person wearing a hot dog costume during a protest Saturday, June 14, 2025, in Portland, Ore. (AP Photo/Jenny Kane)

comrade bubblegum, a white femme-presenting person, wears an all-silver space themed outfit, with tall boots, a mini skirt, and a bralette. they have green hair and hold a silver and copper futuristic nerf gun, looking forward at their target.

here to probe Uranus!

it’s best to eat asparagus early in the spring season when they are still young and fresh, before they experience twink death

two toy cars, a pink Cadillac and a black Cadillac, touching noses as if smooching in a homosexual manner

what if we were cunty cadillacs and we kissed?

what’s a lesbian/bi girl who looks like a twink called? is it like a specific brand of butch? asking for a friend…

i enjoy making my home an actively hostile place for tall ppl, as payback for the years of verbal abuse and belittling I have endured at their bigass hands

*their

Your outie often places first in Mario kart, even while playing as Baby Peach.

Your outie is excellent at rolling tight joints.

I just eat a lot Of asparagus!!!

Imagine thinking that the Irish hating the British is a new development.

I'm so furious at everyone acting like things are normal. Unless they are taking on this Irish energy, I'm not interested.

One of the best politics things is when a senator or whatever does something unambiguously evil and then is like “I unfortunately cannot go among my constituents because they hate me too much. It’s their fault, they are mean”

from my experience it’s Americans who aren’t Irish at all doing the most drinking lol, it’s just another fun party holiday for them. The super Irish folks I know might go to a bar and have a few drinks for st pattys while watching some live irish music but they’re not getting shitfaced.

A three circle vinn diagram. The top yellow one is, “women with 3 or more drinks at a time”, the bottom right blue one is, “women with anxiety”, and the bottom left pink one is, “women with disgusting cars” the middle where all three intersect is, “immaculate pussy and head game”

literally me

Rashida Tlaib is a woman of color and she won her district maybe Kamala just should have not sucked shit you fucking wanker

being uninsured for most of my life and then finally receiving healthcare as an adult was a rude wakeup call for sure

I think my grandma could technically get Irish citizenship but she’s old af so it’s not worth it for her at this point 😬

got DNA tested and i am indeed Irish enough to drink copiously with little issue and become extremely red and freckled in sunlight, but sadly not Irish enough to legally flee the U.S. back to the motherland. happy st Patrick’s day

The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits.

This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.

we need to abolish teachers because my teacher yelled at me once for being a vewwy baaad boy and made me sit in the corner and wear the dunce cap ):

unfortunately the load-bearing "you're just not supposed to do that" that was sort of holding up american democracy has been removed

ooooh boy, a someone who worked in SPED at a public school and is fully aware of the horrors of the education system, that person’s original post is making me violently angry. they have clearly never witnessed the intense passion and dedication of a district-wide teacher strike.

I always found it hilarious how up in arms people get about what specific leftist club others belong to. like, we’re on the same team, we have bigger problems to solve lmao