deetoured

Those MAGA fucktwats are always like “trust his process” when that man had 4 years to prove himself and he managed to fuck up not just hit term, but Biden’s term

MY SHAYLA. NOOOOOO

Zendaya and Tom Holland are now engaged, TMZ reports.

I honestly think Bridgit Mendler could win the presidency if she were to run

Use a gif to describe your 2025 so far

tom holland, the man that you are….

the day after Christmas feels like that walk of shame after an embarrassing hook up

"But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" Yes, he is the most famous. You just said so.

cant believe its almost 2015 T.T #happynewyears

Is this some new form of masochism that I am not privy to

a group of people dressed in christmas costumes are standing in a snowy area ALT: a group of people dressed in christmas costumes are standing in a snowy area

CHRISTMAS IS IN EXACTLY ONE WEEK

Book: “This likeable character does not want to go on a journey or be a hero”

Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.”

Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…”

Me: 🤯

Holy shit same

“is die hard a-“ SHUT UP.

the question should be, is spider-man no way home a Christmas movie

I would relish that shit

Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

has the nintendo switch 2 been announced yet

peter griffin from family guy is running on a dirt road ALT: peter griffin from family guy is running on a dirt road

me running to bluesky to see if instagram is down for everyone

You’re telling me THIS is the guy who popped the UnitedHealthcare CEO???

Still looking for mutuals! ⭐️

- Broadway/Musicals
- Marvel
- Gaming: Pokémon, anything Nintendo, Valorant, CS:GO, Apex Legends
- Cartoons/Anime
- Poetry/Literature
- YouTube: Rhett & Link, Try Guys, Smosh, jacksepticeye
- Cats, dogs, ANY PETS
- Sanrio
- MEMES

I am all over the place good lord

Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.

I think it’s media

Fuck*. They’re going to fuck now.

Wait a personalized YouTube Rewind is such a good idea

Oh my god it’s Timothee Chalamet

So basically YouTube Rewind

LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

I came onto Bluesky an hour ago, and the first two things I saw were posts providing useful context for understanding the imposition of martial law in South Korea—the exact kind of thing that Twitter used to be so useful for in a developing crisis.

Me crashing out after hearing the same songs playing on repeat for 8 hours: