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Fred Austere

@fredaustere.bsky.social

Mostly harmless.

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Siân Phillips playing Livia, Augustus’ wife.  Do not mess with Livia.

Siân Phillips playing Livia, Augustus’ wife. Do not mess with Livia.

I’d say this is the one to look out for.

28.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Surprised Slungus!

28.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just old enough to be banned from having a personalised e-mail account.

28.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Slungus will always deserve a treat on the 31st.

28.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a combination that wasn’t on my bingo card.

27.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s a sudo timeout..?

26.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Make it an unopened catering tin, and then we’ll talk.

26.10.2025 17:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big bada boom!
Good hunting.

26.10.2025 16:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congrats! We all need a good plaguing from time to time.

24.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Er, that’s not oatmeal.

24.10.2025 01:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The return of Count Slungula!

24.10.2025 00:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Logical conclusion: buy it and then relocate it to Lowestoft. Or Felixstowe. It would be elected in Clacton..

23.10.2025 10:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like the pilot plan failed. Next: operation ‘It’s A Small World’.

22.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it helpfully labelled’Bat Hole’?

22.10.2025 11:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think you’d be leading a long line, just like the Berlin Wall.

22.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Kunts - Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by KuntsVEVO The Kunts - Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce (Official Music Video)

Sing along, everybody! m.youtube.com/watch?v=0QBD....

21.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

‘Welcome’? More like mandatory.

21.10.2025 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m always ready to AaaaAETKkAAAAAEEtoyOA.

21.10.2025 15:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Merely ‘looks like’?

20.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The wallpaper is a nice touch.

20.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

‘Here come George Soros, he got
Poster paper, he got coloured crayons, he got
Signs, signs, everywhere
Cos messing with the frogs will get your options laid bare
Come together!
Right now…
Everywhere.’

20.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Ye gods, man! Tempting fate there.

18.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

‘Charcuterie’. The RPG.

17.10.2025 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not taking the risk. The lint is the only thing holding these threads together.

16.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me girlfriend’s a model.
She’s an Airfix Stuka bomber.

14.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know that feeling…

14.10.2025 08:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was always going to be difficult, using honest advertising to recruit submariners.
Could be worse: could be U-Boat crew: ‘and one head for 50 people!’

11.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No, it’s because it’s a pun, you humourlesss twat. Be stupid elsewhere.

10.10.2025 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Idiot Amin.

10.10.2025 08:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Or the opening to ‘The Good Life’ with some added leaves.

10.10.2025 08:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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