Lana Deltron 3030

why are the people who run this place such smug assholes

Following Eurovision’s decision to allow Israel’s participation, Spanish public broadcaster RTVE has withdrawn from the contest. The announcement split the screen between Israel’s performance and scenes of bombardment and starving children in Gaza. #Spain #eurovision #genocide

Small fluffy black cat sitting on a warm lap, observing the garbage truck outside

my queen

always has been

you're very much in the center about eugenics? slightly more TOWARDS? bitch, you're chaotic dumb.

annoyingly, every support person I’ve asked claimed it WAS available, then googled for 5 mins, and came back like “I see, this option isn’t available”

I’ve been trying to figure out which Apple Music sub works best for me but it turns out that one doesn’t exist in my country, lol

crying at this, why does it keep getting funnier the longer you look

Bronze boot-puller in the shape of a bug, prob 19th centuryish french

Saw bugonia and then bought a bug 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Chat screenshot with me sending a pic of me playing Shrek pinball and my friend answering “girl. you are LIVING”

I could go weirder due to 20+ years of festivals but I also don't remember half of those shows

Vince Staples
Neutral Milk Hotel
Beyoncé
OFWGKTA
Justice

"wat intens! wat masculien!"

-geen enkele vrouw ooit

the office was cold af so I put my kneecap scarf on and now I've learned that some people are cool here. :)

I wouldn't get an M1 personally, get an M2 Air that actually has ports.

lauren @NotABigJerk For everyone visiting their parents this week: LG tvs call it TrueMotion Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus Sony calls it MotionFlow Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion Processing 12/25/22

I would probably respond by saying "haha, nice!" and then high-fiving the nearest person.

unfortunately my hand was forced (partner begged me to downsize) and now I'm down to one crate of only the finest old cables. I kept a handful of obscure data- and transfer cables of course because you never know!!

if I may, I recommend laroche-posay's anthelios line. I tend to be dry and sensitive as well and I swear by the UVmune moisturising spf.

girl, it’s fine if you don’t know things but this take should have stayed in your drafts.

it's flaccid :/

they want to be pets so bad, look at them.

please look at what this is in response to

Selfie of me in shirt & tie, oversized jacket and umbrella

I think I might return to my menswear era

me to the hawk I see on his fav perch on my way out of town during my commute: “HEYYYYY, THERE HE IS! THE BIG MAN!!”

sleeping with your disgusting source as a journalist is now slutshaming, I guess.

Words cut out from religious abstinence and marriage books are pasted onto a background image of a sepia solemn white man holding a curious white baby. There is also a chicken sandwich in the background. The text reads, in large letters: Why were you born? In smaller letters the text says, "many couples think that heavy petting is safe. Not in orgies. There is great hope for you." Below this text is a wide arrow pointing towards a pyramid with a glowing eye on the top which is labeled luciferianism. On the far left of the arrow is labeled progressivism, moving right, It says socialism. moving further, right, It says communism, and then luciferianism. A totally logical progression to find in these books.

THERE IS GREAT HOPE!!!!
#ART

I am a magic: the gathering widow (bf has two drafts and a cube this weekend)

Helping with our storage project.

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one