Impartial Derivative

yeah, and also like head injuries

If you trip an even number of alarms robbing a place they cancel each other out

I also vote the two funny guys

Please don't quote or reply to this post. I could limit the interactions on this post but I trust you all.

inventing a saturday that immediately follows monday

youtube post with the text "Name the game" and an image which is the guy who put a bar into the spokes of his own bike, where the first panel has the text "A game becomes successful", the second panel has the text "The devs randomly change what made it popular in the first place" and the third panel has the text "Has no idea why people are leaving the game"

Meet'N'Fuck Kingdom

Scientists have discovered a glitchless speedrun category with glitches in it

If I was a giant boss that some video game character was trying to defeat I wouldn't take forever to swing my hand down. I'd just slap it down really fast instead.

Yeah, well I was burning down a rainforest before every google search already. So really it's net neutral for me.

When he ults do you think he's just constantly spraying the entire time

To him, where we're headed is Kristol clear

somehow my roomba mapped the swamp next to my house as part of the living room and now it's gone for days at a time only to return with strange symbols drawn on it in ash

Shout out to the creative process. One of my top ways to create things, easily.

Coworker: hey Crab Man, what'd you bring for lunch? Did you have a chance to look at that presentation I sent you earlier.

Crab Man (repositioning his body to hide the little gray alien he put in the microwave for 4 minutes): I thought your presentation was bull shit. I'm having a normal lunch.

you're learning so much about yourself today

Traditionally I tend to block people when I want to stop seeing the stuff they post

Trial five is the boss trial! (giving me the 3 numbers to your CVC)

no, sorry

hmm

Welcome to the five credit card trials! Please post the first 4 digits of your credit card number in order to advance to the next harrowing trial!

I've decided to become the good billionaire.

Hey there, hero guy. I'm Fireguy, and this is my buddy, Icedude. Our abilities get in the way all the time and we also hate each other, so naturally we'll be fighting you as a team.

Video games are best understood as a series of mechanics. The more mechanics a game has, the better it is as a video game.

<3

sending them an article about the singular they and its validity and they thank me and never make a post like that again 😀

yeah

I've been debunked by a history youtuber

more for me 😋

spoken like someone who has never tried a scrumptious silica gel pack

starting to think this guy doesn't have a coherent political ideology