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Writers shouldn't read any books, or write any books.

The anatomy of a common snail but all of it’s parts it are labeled ‘cool’ several parts are also labeled ‘whoa’ ‘awesome’ ‘idk’ and ‘mouf’

i mean, just lookit this thing

5 dollars if you:
Can run 50,000 miles
Eat 10,000 burritos
Fight and kill God

All within 24 hours

I'm an egalitarian. Whatever else that makes me, I'm happy to be it.

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to do surgery on a grape. To me, doing surgery on a grape was better than being President of the United States

yeah sorry about that

In terms of ghosts of Christmas, me and Past have teamed up to take out Present and Future before they can get us

Yeah, the seventh richest man is being left out 😞

im spinning up an ai that continually spins up more ai's which are all programmed to disrespect military veterans

dunno if I would disable replies but not quote posts for this one but I think this lad may not be firing on every available cylinder at the moment

pee pee poo poo

theyre just too busy adding all these new features to make sure likes work properly

If I was at Freddy's I would be there two, three days TOPS before I left

My recent declaration to no longer be sinophobic has not received the positive attention I frankly thing it is due.

welcome to the warehouse
that guy's high on mary jane

We'll see.

I've decided to become a robber baron

You need to set appropriate boundaries between you and your company.

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

slay the spire. youve been down too long in the midnight sea

UK porn be like "what are you doing, step-roommate?"

i already described it

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

Fucking embarrassing. I did that thing where you accidentally schedule two dates at the same time but with duels to the death instead

apparently backtracking means replying to your own post clarifying what you mean before anyone else even responds to you

state of the onion

words are for nerds anyways

I love being advertised to against my will

More like state of the disunion! There are some tensions apparent between the two political parties.

They're putting me an in Air Fryer later this hour

The Lawyer.™