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All of Europe for like 2 decades:

12.12.2025 03:28 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

get his ass

12.12.2025 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

clicking on that link should instantly kill you

12.12.2025 01:44 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've just been voted game of the year

12.12.2025 01:43 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
12.12.2025 00:16 — 👍 1509    🔁 815    💬 10    📌 7

things are going so great right now though,

11.12.2025 23:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"git gud scrub" means become a better person by scrubbing away the evil parts of you

11.12.2025 23:33 — 👍 39    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

the spreadsheet got broken

11.12.2025 20:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

♫ love that griftin' from Heartwood ♫

11.12.2025 20:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*denies them*

11.12.2025 20:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*nodding sagely* because the water gets colder when its higher up

11.12.2025 19:14 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no, that's fake. mickey is a top

11.12.2025 18:22 — 👍 90    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

communism is when you fuck over Fred specifically

11.12.2025 17:35 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey there, glad to hear from ya! All of us have always been the creek. Hope you're doing well!

11.12.2025 17:26 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's always "Fight, Magic, Item" with you. I'm asking for Listen.

10.12.2025 20:31 — 👍 37    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

all those people on the steel beam just fell to their death and now im the person of the year

11.12.2025 16:01 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIP baudrillard you would have loved Monk the TV show

11.12.2025 15:47 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this ain't true of all pedophiles, to be clear. but it is true for you

11.12.2025 14:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the reason you aren't "interested" in women your own age is because if a pretty woman your own age so much as said "hi" to you your brain would crash harder than a computer smacked with a sledgehammer

11.12.2025 14:42 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it's very funny how you've built an entire, incorrect worldview just so you don't have to confront the fact that you're afraid of women

11.12.2025 14:38 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Injurious claims from incurious James

11.12.2025 08:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

receiving the grass crown for letting the legion under my command know that the Chipotle nearby gives pretty bad food poisoning regularly

11.12.2025 01:50 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations! You are eligible for ten minutes of salad!

10.12.2025 21:53 — 👍 49    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

Yeah that's kind of the problem isn't it

10.12.2025 23:11 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I never believed in beginner's luck, but I seem to have a knack for three card monte.

10.12.2025 22:24 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

they're sampling each of them so that they can make an informed decision

10.12.2025 22:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you have to do it. right now.

10.12.2025 22:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i've invented the ship of threesius. its three times as philosophical as the regular one.

06.05.2023 20:57 — 👍 39    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

maybe searching for gals too, just in case babes isn't doing it for me

10.12.2025 22:50 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

logging onto pornhub and searching for babes

10.12.2025 22:49 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

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