Existential Judge Dredd

Some of the banks down here still have the pneumatic tubes when you pull up instead of atms. It makes depositing live checks way more enjoyable than most of the slop on the internet.

I prefer songs where he's being left at the airport like a friggin' dork.

I counted by hand and it’s currently 3.1 bajillion. Amazing turnout.

It's like they just pulled some rando out of line at Dunkies TBH. He may be the most Red Sox Nation coded candidate we've ever seen.

Posting feet with the Greaseman record. You know how to get the sickos going.

Thank you. The house on a hillside one is killing me.

is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”

It's just a livestream of guys watching the ending of Coco while imbibing on bourbon.

These articles are always a wonder for my self esteem.

No, that was in Orlando. This is a different crosswalk down in Miami. Florida DOT is going around the state tearing up any non-yellow crosswalk and other non-conforming street conditions originally approved by local governments.

Why advocate for Meatloaf if we can't even get The Greaseman in?

Tonight is a double feature of 28 Days Later and The Thing. Kid 1 approves.

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They deserve Arte Moreno.

I've read a ton of Steinbeck and his shorter books like Cannery Row tend to be more enjoyable to get through. Grapes of Wrath is fine, but ultimately overrated. High School reading lists should be abolished.

This administration has again and again revealed itself to be in philosophical agreement with the greatest monsters of the 20th century: the New York Yankees

I'd give them a choice between voting or their driver's license. Have to give one of them up. After 75, can't have either for sure.

Guys like JD and DeSantis just don't have the juice. They have an outside chance to win an election, but wouldn't be able to get the whole party to fall in line the same way.

Calling Both Sides ‘Spoiled’ in Baseball Lockout Ignores How Owners Forced Labor War As baseball’s opening day looms nearer without a new labor agreement, the nation’s sports media are pointing fingers squarely at both sides,

I'm giving you all a freebie here: one or multiple of you who is in the know should pitch FAIR dot org about all of this "media is getting it wrong and here's how" stuff w/r/t culture, video games, etc. I showed up there a few years back during the MLB lockout to rip the low-info both siders apart

Benny and the Jets is hilarious. Also enjoyed RATM - ALL. I think they missed out on not including AC/DC - For Those About to Rock as it includes cannon fire during the song.

Went to war in Iraq because of power point slides, mustard gas and GWB saying "Saddam tried to kill my dad."

"The very agency that is (supposed) to protect wildlife is destroying what it was intended to protect." Manta ray capture & unpopular bear hunt decision spark backlash to #Florida wildlife commission run by developers. www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...

Time for some game theory...

Just keep breaking its web and it'll move on eventually. We do that on our nature trails at work.

"Really struggling with parenting right now, any tips? Just really tired and not sleeping well. Very stressed out."

LLM Therapist: "Have you considered family annihilation?"

Too lenient.

You don't have to kill the lanternflies. They have spread so far and so fast that you having to kill them in your yard isn't going to curb their population. If you feel bad about doing it, don't.