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Deal of the century

Today and today only, for a special black Friday deal, I'm making it 100% free to follow me and like my posts

Yeah

He never took it down

Franklin from animal crossing telling me "In all honesty, I'm deeply thankful for your help today.

My family went no contact with me this year (tired of listening to me talk about Daffy Duck) So I finally was able to see Franklin though to the end this year!

A screenshot from a legitimate news source Mel Gibson Searches For New Racial Slur Everything has been good for actor Mel Gibson. His hit movies "Mad Max", "Lethal Weapon", and "What Women Want" have made him financially secure, and he's had a good run of racial slurs to keep his heart happy. "When you're a young man you think you'll be using new racial slurs your whole life." The actor said recently in an interview, "As you start to age, you realize that they just can't last forever." Since using the last great slur, Gibson's heart has sunk and he's fallen into a great depression. He has used the "big three" to their full extent and has even done some research online to expand his literary knowledge. Gibson said of his research, "I started using slurs that are more regional or outdated, but when you have to stop and explain why it's insulting it doesn't have the same hateful effect." Our hearts and prayers go out to Gibson as he continues his soul searching and self discovery quest.

BREAKING:

"a gobble gobble goo and a gobble gobble gee"

-Adam Sandler "Thanksgiving Song"

Shopping exclusively at local shops this year so you know what that means! The children will be unwrapping a myriad of artisanal soaps, vintage clothing and bad renderings of local landmarks. Ho ho ho!

Truer words have never been spoken

Thanksgiving is the super bowl of pie thievery

Like a busy highway but it's a series of hungry people sniffing out cooling pies

Reminder that if you are dedicated you can easily find a pie cooling on a window sill during the next 24 hours

I thought sticky keys were a result of... you know...

A quick recap of the last few seasons of stranger things to catch you up: a celebrity's child joined the cast, a Kate Bush song is played a lot, I think a character with red hair died, and a guy played a guitar solo

One chair, not two

I woke up, had a cup of coffee with Grok 2.0 and discussed the length and girth of Elon Musk's penis

I need the computer to think for me

There's always room on the dead horse pile...

Trying to get my horse to jump over this pile of dead horses but it seems hesitant

I left my American flag dance spandex at home and accidentally grabbed ones that had the flag of (socially accepted bad country in whatever time this is read). Probably didn't help

Thank you! Despite my humiliating loss, I still hope to serve as an inspiration

My dance partner didn't show up to the competition (or any of the rehearsals?) so it was up to me to dazzle the judges by myself, which sadly I didn't do

I drove by a house today that had a giant "newsom 2028" banner in their yard. After a loud impulsive groan, I stopped and tent fumigated the house

This is official business

I was peddling my Razor RipRider 360 tricycle around the neighborhood as the self appointed "neighborhood watchman" until I came upon a group of ruffian teens who dumped me in a ravine. As soon as my bones heal I'll be issuing them a citation!

I always soften my turtles in the microwave. Hard to chew through the shell otherwise

You're complaining now but when it's your turn I bet you'll hop up

I'd be embarrassed if the Jesus came back just to carry me across the beach a little bit and then go back. Probably could have helped out someone who needed it more

eBay listing for Oswald (Nick Jr show) Pop Goes The Octopus CD for $120

eBay listing for Oswald (Nick Jr show) plush toy for $375 (or as low as 33.67 a month with Klarna)

eBay listing for Oswald (Nick Jr show) Weenie Girl plush listed at $400

Collectors are pricing me out of the Oswald fandom

Time will be the final judge, but I have my doubts that "Walt Disney Proudly Presents: Tron ARES An Original Motion Picture Soundtrack" will stand on equal footing with "The Downward Spiral" and "The Fragile" in the NIN discography