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That's Are Dings™

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Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Are Dings" is coming to Apple+ April 1st!

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I think there should be a dark and gritty 3 stooges reboot that shows what drove them to violence and what made them turn to stoogery

10.08.2025 16:53 — 👍 319    🔁 52    💬 6    📌 0

It's ok to be afraid

09.08.2025 03:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My scary goth girlfriend wants to talk about bats but I'm honestly exhausted after our conversation about spiders

09.08.2025 03:03 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Beck is so crazy

09.08.2025 01:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sitting with my eyes closed next to the open window listening to my neighbors having fun and pretending I'm having fun with them

09.08.2025 01:58 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was going to reply but I'm seeing... TWO mikes???

09.08.2025 01:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Michael Jackstone, a character on the Flintstone Kids

Michael Jackstone, a character on the Flintstone Kids

BREAKING: Michael Jackstone is being investigated for inappropriate behavior with the Flintstone Kids

08.08.2025 20:43 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The next single off my Halloween themed parody album will be "Insane in the Drac Fang". Critics are speculating it will be another failure

08.08.2025 15:38 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pinky saying NARF!

Pinky saying NARF!

08.08.2025 03:09 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are working on making this a bonus episode, but are finding it difficult as it did not adhere even a little bit to the show concept. bsky.app/profile/itsd...

07.08.2025 17:42 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I'm sure if we tried hard enough we could find a crime/history angle to Eugene The Jeep, who has the ability to disappear (much to the bewilderment of Popeye)

07.08.2025 18:00 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yayay

07.08.2025 17:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My guest episode was considered "unairable" because no matter how they tried to steer the conversation, I kept bringing up Eugene the Jeep, the magical, talking, dog-lion thing from Popeye (some consider me an expert on the subject...)

07.08.2025 17:41 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

He can't type right now he's busy

07.08.2025 04:01 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Waiter waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?

It appears he's jerking off, sir

07.08.2025 01:56 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you. We're just glad that our 88 lb son was responsible for millions of deaths globally before he got his shit rocked to death and that now his nipples are on the news covered in his blood. And that he died in white dbag jeans, also covered in blood.

06.08.2025 03:34 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Mr. and Mrs. Big Balls, I'm afraid your son was beaten to death by a group of toddlers who mistook him for a "Blippi" pinata and upon finding his insides were meat and bone instead of candy, reveled in the gore and snapped their gaping maws at the flesh. If there's anything we can do let us know

06.08.2025 03:30 — 👍 54    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

I still do (you!)

06.08.2025 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Makes me feel really bad that they hoisted him up on a really tall flagpole and made him "flop like a fish" which he did while pooping and peeing his pants

06.08.2025 01:46 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Laying in bed crushing my legs with a sledgehammer. Back in the day, your fans would do it for you

06.08.2025 01:44 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

In the Dings Land theme park, we're designing an exciting water based boat ride that takes you slowly through a tunnel where you can see each and every one of my 1.2 thousand posts

05.08.2025 15:20 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!

04.08.2025 18:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's my birthday so everyone be nice to me and give me LOTS of attention!

04.08.2025 16:46 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah but he hurt his back so he's moving kind of slow

04.08.2025 06:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not usually up this late, it's amazing how many stars there are... On HBO! They've got everyone, from Stallone to Seagal. Simply breathtaking. "It's More Than You Imagined. It's HBO."

04.08.2025 05:24 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's true and irresponsible of me. I have deleted my original post and will be going into the woods to atone

04.08.2025 04:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why not

04.08.2025 03:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy bird day

03.08.2025 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
04. Ron Wasserman - Bulk & Skull Theme
YouTube video by Power Rangers - Strážci Vesmíru CZ 04. Ron Wasserman - Bulk & Skull Theme

My beautiful wife brought everyone to tears as she entered the room veiled in white to this song

youtu.be/AW58IciLQrA?...

03.08.2025 16:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a great place to keep up with your favorite influencers

02.08.2025 17:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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