Celeste ✨

When you give your cat the ability to speak but you take it away because he’s annoying (spamming buttons at 4 AM)

I wonder how much money was swiped from people last night with sports betting

Hey so if I could stop waking up at 4:40 that would be great

Well I haven’t tweeted about you sir, this is bluesky

Bullying my coworker who accidentally outed me into bringing me food to make up for it

Thinking about this sweater I left behind in the thrift store….

How I feel going to the store to restock my husband and my snacks as two sweet tooths

Trying to develop a Metamucil habit is so hard when you’re not a chugger 🫩

Feeling like I’m cosplaying myself but ten years younger because I need to wear clothes I don’t care about for my job right now and coincidentally it’s what I wore back in college lol

Loneliness epidemic?? Couldn’t be me!!!! #ilovemyfriends

4 ciders deep and I love my friends

Last call
#pixelart

One of the best to ever do it

Husband got me @waneella.bsky.social ‘s Decade book for Christmas and it’s so gorgeous I can’t stop flipping through it 💕

I cannot wait to go home and open the plethora of packages waiting for meeeee

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

Annoys me when men are surprised women use more toilet paper than them. Literally just think for two seconds

New profile pic! 🌅 #pixelart #pixelartist

Kids, if you’re ever worried about peer pressure, just remember this: my coworker didn’t want to come to the holiday party and I guilt tripped him into coming. Then he won the grand prize. So the moral of the story is: always listen to peer pressure when a prize is involved

At least my latest pixel art piece is poppin off and I’m enjoying the process of updating my profile pic as well
Plenty of silver lining that looks like scrap metal before you remove the tarnish

i h8 depression all my hoes h8 depression

Thank you!! 😊

Hehe thank you!

Autumnal Mountainside #pixelart #pixelartist #aseprite

if I had a nickel for every time Amazon laid my partner off right before a big positive life event, I'd have two nickels—which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

I wonder what happened to that guy that interviewed me in college and said he felt a stroke coming on and casually mentioned having a minor one the day before

My therapist: So yeah, let’s work on your sleep schedule!

Me: sounds like a plan!

My body: yeah I’m absolutely not doing that

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Showed my coworker a pic of me as a teenager and he asked “I thought you said you had acne when younger? It looks fine here”

Sir that photo is filtered to oblivion do you think I actually posted any photos where I thought I looked bad