Celeste ✨

Michael: you’re already on THIN ICE eating raw turkey you CANNOT be leaving it out!

#pixelart - been working on this one for a hot minute, glad to finally finish it (I was a fool who doubled my normal canvas size) 🏔️🏞️

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

I have husband?

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet

Hate when you forget to close the bathroom door completely and a man barges in on you
(The man is my cat)

are there any fiber bars that won’t bring about the second coming of Chernobyl

When ur excited for a new sketchbook and then u get it and u don’t like the paper

Moonlight

#pixelart

i love my farmer gf. she's a crop top

My fiancé is an extreme night owl and I’m an extreme morning person. So it’s 11am on Saturday and I’ve:
- started a new video game
- worked on some pixel art
- watched anime
- cleaned litterbox
- lite workout
- grabbed drinks for us

And he has yet to wake up lol

The new beach house cookie + the art studio cookie from March work so well together #acpc #acpcc

i'm crying laughing. she's literally never seen the word before.

Bruh in a month from now I’m gonna be a whole wife

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your uterus does not sit at the front of your stomach, the “pooch” is not the uterus or fat to protect the uterus. It just exists (or doesn’t!) and that’s fine because bodies are different

Currently watching the neighborhood kids pelt each other with pinecones on the street. Ah, youth

sometimes everything going on in the world makes sense when you realize the average person just doesn’t know anything

GOD depression sucks so bad. Everything is totally going well right now but I feel empty as shit and I just have to sit with it until it fills back up again

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

Therapy is hard bc what do you mean I have to talk about my feelings. That’s one of my issues

Additionally, making sure vendors have all the right info and are actually doing what you want… I hate telling people what to do and when they’re doing something wrong. But like, omg, you gotta. there’s no way around it (we’ve had to “fire” someone and course correct many times with others)

Which, ok, as a person who is having a pretty big and nice wedding I really should have seen coming, but we gave it 2 1/2 years, which I thought was plenty of time

BUT It’s really every single tiny decision that comes up in the 2-3 months before

I think why wedding planning is taking so much out of me is because it really requires you to be assertive and super active in decisions, which as a passive and conflict avoidant person, sucks!

Magnet attached to milk frother

Magnet attached to hand mixer

Magnet attached to bobbin spinner on sewing machine

Lego contraption to spin horseshoe magnet

Dying at the inventiveness of r/redditlaqueristas this week, where everyone is creating spinning magnetic contraptions #womeninSTEM

Alex scrolls on her phone of a graphic that says "Get off your phone." She says "mental health tik-tok is really sorting me out." She stares at another graphic that says "get off your phone" as the sun begins to set. At twilight, with visible stubble she views another one that says "get off your phone." Nightfall, another helpful tik-tok reminding her to get off her phone."

Cider and mochi waffles with whipped cream and m&ms and Nutella for lunch cause fuck u it’s my day off I do what I want!!!!!

I’m all over these July #acpc #acpcc items. My leaf tokens are being DRAINED

A radical Christian just murdered the speaker of a state house but the real worry is the theocratic muslim who said the bus should be cheaper

Rip to another wine glass

Who the hell thought ceramic kitchen sinks were a good idea I just want a word