Mike Standish @mikestandish

FYI

14.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

14.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 2802 🔁 484 💬 49 📌 25

The dems are so hilariously out of touch and unserious

14.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

While simultaneously gutting the league budget for content creators/writers. A brilliant strategy!

14.10.2025 13:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Miles Mastrobuoni

14.10.2025 01:43 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

A bunch of happy dudes who like to hang out together playing baseball. It’s fun to watch. Go Mariners.

14.10.2025 00:35 — 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

They have been SO amazed!

14.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn dude. Mariners are using the power of friendship. It's actually happening

13.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 90 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

Tough to argue with this person

13.10.2025 23:48 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 5

This Mariners team lacks many qualities of traditional Mariner teams. Things like ennui, hauntedness, self-loathing, gnawing doubt, obliviousness. They have none of those yet they are finding ways to win.

13.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 116 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 1

I AM ENJOYING PLAYOFF BASEBALL

13.10.2025 23:29 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

@likkitp.ynyaproductions.com Smoltz is reading your skeets

13.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Never ordering turkey in Canada

13.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s SO dry

13.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe Dan Wilson is our emergency catcher

13.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am a Bazardo Appreciator

13.10.2025 22:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely a swing

13.10.2025 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still trying to figure out how to pronounce this without saying cock

13.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is DFW maybe the most overrated American author of the last 50 years?

13.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If anyone is looking to sculpt a statue of what Peak Male Performance looks like, I am available to model

13.10.2025 19:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I figured! It’s still exciting!

13.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

!!!!???!!!!

13.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

These guys are killing me. Just one dumb thought after another

13.10.2025 00:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love how at least once per game I feel an overwhelming urge to throw Dan Wilson into a damn volcano.

13.10.2025 00:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This flick from Jun Endo is UNREAL 🤯

12.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 273 🔁 46 💬 7 📌 15

Joe Rogan: (sound of long drag and muffled coughing) Nouhou sounds craaaaaaazy

Ian: He is pretty wild a lot of the time Joseph yes

12.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, I want you on a podcast to elaborate. Theo Von or Joe Rogan, your choice.

12.10.2025 03:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You gotta stop wishing for another MLS Is Back tournament.

12.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hope this Sounders game doesn’t last five hours

12.10.2025 01:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good afternoon from Renton, WA

11.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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