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Sarah Schmelling

@sschmelling.bsky.social

Writer. Reader. Recipe Follower. Humor in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, and more. Just happy to be here.

165 Followers  |  106 Following  |  8 Posts  |  Joined: 06.01.2025  |  1.8106

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Just in case you need some humor right nowβ€”I wrote this!

30.08.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha right? It's so wacky. I could write tomes on every story line.

19.07.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maybe my favorite thing, on top of everything else bonkers this season with AJLT, is every time we see Carrie’s laptop, her novel-in-progress has a different file name (Current Draft, New Draft, and Working Draft!?) and she has yet to pick a font.

19.07.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It almost broke my brain.

03.06.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not today, Spelling Bee. Not today.

03.06.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Congrats!!

30.04.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting because it’s brilliant, but also because I’ve somehow written humor pieces on both Hamlet and Hall and Oates for @mcsweeneys.net but never managed to do all in one!

29.04.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I Thought I Was Already on Bluesky but I Was on Threads: the Sarah Schmelling Story

06.01.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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