You don't get a job in the Taco Administration unless you know jack-shit about fuck-all for the position you were given.

Hey, folks. While your jobs and government services are getting cut, and your economy is getting ruined, I know someone who’s living pretty large.

The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents.

What the fuck are we doing here?

You MUST watch this exchange from today’s Tx House debate on anti-library HB3225.

“This is about your desire to make sure that children have access to sexually explicit materials,” says the bill’s author.

“Rep Alders, do you know what I have done for a living?” Says @voteannjohnson.bsky.social

Pope Leo XIV Echoes Francis in His First Mass, Aligning Himself With ‘Ordinary People’

At Pope Leo XIV's first Mass as leader on Friday, he pledged to align himself with “ordinary people” and not with the rich and powerful. Many see the first American pope as a continuation of his predecessor, Pope Francis, in his advocacy of the poor, migrants and a more open church.

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

This guy outside the Capitol seems to really be enjoying his weekend. What a vibe.

So absolutely embarrassing

Donald Humiliated At Pope's Funeral SMITE!

SMITE!

One of the most shocking things I have read for a while:
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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.

Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.

The list goes on and on.

Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

i keep thinking about this

Nobody is saying this. They have to conjure up imaginary libs to argue with since they can’t win a debate with real ones on this issue.

Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA):

"I'm writing to the White House to demand who knew in advance that the President was going to, once again, flip flop on tariffs. And are people cashing in? There is just all too much opportunity for people in the White House and the administration to be insider trading"

That’s because there weren’t any.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

‘I expected to lose’

He’s so predictably pathetic and insecure.

Mike Waltz was in on Signal Gate. Let that sink in he's publicly also publicly following a male porn star on Twitter with the Twitter account handle Big D Bottom. Signal Gate needs to fire Mike Waltz.👀

ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: It has come to my attention that several agencies are now offering WiFi for you to use with your PERSONAL devices. If I were you, I would NOT use that WiFi. I suspect it's a way for DOGE to monitor your personal communications.

So glad comedy is legal again on X because this is gold!

I feel like it may have been a mistake for the most off-putting man in the world to make a statewide election a referendum on whether or not people wish he was dead

YouTube video by Associated Press LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor

A Black man just beat the record for the longest filibuster, defeating the record previously held by a man who filibustered the literal Civil Rights Act.

As the time ticked over, Cory Booker announced he did it not out of hatred for who he opposed, but out of love for those who supported him.

“Beautiful thing to watch.”

Makes perfect sense.