I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

Tweet showing a GIF of Rachel McAdams as Regina George from Mean Girls smiling and saying, "So you agree," above a Pop Base post stating the IRS will share immigrants’ tax information with ICE to aid deportations.

Perfect MG moment.

Someone should make a film about a mad king, say in the late 18th century, whose arbitrary rule and foolish decision-making inspired people in one of his colonies to create a political system in which power would be distributed more widely so as to avoid the harms of such mercurial policy making.

That JB Pritzker sounds relevatory reflects how far a whole generation of Democratic politicians strayed from the absolute basics of electoral politics: say what you mean, act like you sincerely like your constituents, and don't constantly bring up how much you like and agree with your opponents.

I sent you
the war plans
that were in
the group chat

and which
you were probably
saving
for select eyes

Forgive me
they were juicy
and and I was
shitfaced

Guy who uses computers to hurt countless people every day: hello 911 someone's hurting my computers

Wild that Cyber Trucks are trash, SpaceX rockets are exploding all over, and X is a broken shit heap. Wonder if there’s anything in common.

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

I love when I give my dog a treat and he’s just like “omg thank you now I’m off to go eat this by myself in another room on the cleanest part of the carpet”

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast
FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

I'm gonna keep reposting examples of people not taking shit because it's important for us to see that you can, simply, reject the shit. Say "Uh... no no no, we will not be tolerating that."

YouTube video by Sarah Just in case you're feeling low on motivation today #feminism #adviceforwomen #womenempowerment

Just in case any of you are feeling low on motivation today, I have a quick reflective exercise that will help inspire you to be Selfish and Unhelpful all day long.

#feminist #weaponizedincompentence #mentalload #adviceforwomen #horriblewomen

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TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?

that perimenopause energy

honestly mostly sharing this one for the image of the room. 😍

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

an orange cat in a semi-dark room is peeking out from a footstool that has a cat cave built into it. the foot still is shaped like a hippopotamus so he’s looking out from a hippo’s belly

Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo