martian spider

Flirting with the idea of shortening karaoke to "yokie" à la "gonna hit some yokie later tonight.... y'all wanna pull through?"

🤧🤧 I know.... I'm ahead of my time, what can I say

Texting "Good morning 🌄" at 11:59 because I live my life on the edge 😎😎😎

‘Thunderbolts*’ director Jake Schreier is in talks to direct Marvel Studios' ‘X-MEN’ movie.

(Source: Deadline)

IT'S REAL

Putting "proficiency in Cranking Dat Soulja Boy" on my LinkedIn

Miniature witch holding a green crystal, made out of polymer clay.

"A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest... because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her."
Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

when shit feels particularly bad i remember a concert i went to for the band RIOTNINE where they got a room full of trans people screaming “DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION”. it was and still is one of the most moving moments in my life and it’s been on my mind today

What's the opposite of uppity? Downity?

i love how insane everyone is becomeing

* smiling at the South African economy *

I have this radical concept of seeing trans people as the primary stakeholders in trans rights and policy

watching Wicked right now and i really don't get the hype. the cgi looks terrible, there's literally no songs, and the movie is focused so much on James Franco's character. people are saying this is good???

nate dogg is actually short for nathan dogg

there needs to be the apes from the beginning of 2001: a space odyssey of the left

There should be a gameshow where they launch a nuclear weapon at a major American city

been practicing bouncing and moaning on it

Deleted Duolingo. I don't need that stress in my life lmao

Anne in 2002 you called for the killing of Palestinian journalists for the crime of simply making Israel and the US look bad. This year Israel, consistent with your position, has killed 150+ journalists in Gaza. Is it your opinion that killing Palestinian journalists “suppresses real journalism”?

Being married to your best friend so fire lmao

All we do is talk about rap and make up silly dances and songs that’s like 92% of my marriage.

I was six years old

Many people say that going woke is equivalent to going broke. What they fail to consider is that going broke is often equivalent to going up in smoke.

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a woman in a pink dress stands next to a woman in a black hat ALT: a woman in a pink dress stands next to a woman in a black hat

I need to see Wicked again I NEED TO SEE WICKED AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

them misfolded proteins doin the stanky leg in my brain

bluesky is really 30 year old coded

Waffle House griddle, bacon, hash browns, things of that nature

Waffle House is just southern hibachi

I give the 'g' in gmail a random meaning every time I use it in a sentence. Just now I called it 'glorious mail'

I hate saying NO to people man I'm cooked 😭😭😭😭