johnny

When Mamdani wins, there’s going to be a massive strike by the NYPD I just know it

Cops hate liberals and democrats. When the shooting starts guess which side they’ll go to. I really don’t know what dems are going to do once the civil war begins

The fact that we worship police as gods and angels and brave little boys and girls is fucking sickening

Every doomer and cringe liberal was correct

that was sick as hell for judge

Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II

Why what happened

Gonna love seeing him trounce Cuomo in November

The truck driver that Mark Sanchez ran up on is suing him and Fox. Get their ass!

the phillies when you ask them about playing at the bank during red october:

Gotta drop the suit. I need Biden to be double fisting Yuengling wearing a shirt that says Jawn heckling the Dodgers in the craziest Delco accent you’ve ever heard

Defunded and still sucking up to dear leader Sad @npr.org

Fuck these people forever and ever

Definitely was an isolationist and wanted no part in the League of Nations

realmuto profusely apologizing to treinen at the next turning point gala for getting that hit

jeremy pruitt secretary of labor

Oh my.

At some level, I understand that Pat McAfee, Clay Travis and Dave Portnoy are all different people, but I steadfastly refuse to tell them apart because that would involve having to don a welder's mask and sit through some White Hot Sports Takes.

Can Daniel Jones seriously keep this up?

Had to do a double take when I saw ESPN talk baseball. Surprised they could fit it in with all the football football football football football and then more football

Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

You couldn't tell me anything if I hit two home runs off of Tarik Skubal. I'd feel invincible

Grown man throw from Cam Ward right there

A brutal 24 hours for Philly sports fans:

- Penn State upset by unranked UCLA
- Phillies lose to Dodgers in NLDS Game 1
- Eagles lose first game of the season to Broncos

Standing ovation to this Bucs-Seahawks uniform matchup

Les vainqueurs de la Bastille devant l'Hôtel de Ville, by Paul Delaroche, 1831-39, 📸 by @marciojsanchez.bsky.social

Anthony Richardson catches his own pass and picks up 10 yards!

Smart of the Raiders to kick thar field goal there. Makes it a five score game instead of a six score one

Always funny when the announcers want to add gravitas they always refer to it as "The National Football League" in the most solemn voice possible