students mill about in subfusc (oxford uniforms). a female student examines a piece of paper
FLEISCHLUST
Pop Quiz: A zombie outbreak in Oxford forces a philosophy professor, two students, and a tourist to seek shelter in a safe house. Do they:
A) create an unexpected found family
B) hook up
C) slowly descend into madness
D) all of the above
#BluePit 📖 #Q #A #LGBT #H #HU
13.01.2026 20:02 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Pop Quiz: A zombie outbreak in Oxford forces a philosophy professor, two students, and a tourist to seek shelter in a safe house. Do they:
A) create an unexpected found family
B) hook up
C) slowly descend into madness
D) all of the above
#dvpit #H #LGBT #A
08.10.2025 16:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A cross between Mona Awad's Bunny and Shaun of the Dead set in Oxford. A philosophy prof, 2 students, and a tourist face zombies, hunger, thirst, the other kind of thirst, and the absurdity of modern life. But if the world's really over, would that even be the worst thing? #dvpit #A #H #LGBT
08.10.2025 15:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
yellowed background with red blood splatter and top of zombie head in lower corner. George Washington head faintly visible (Mount Rushmore) along left. Text says: AN AGENT'S GUIDE TO DON'T NAME THE DEAD By Sami Peil 90 words Adult/NA HORROR
yellow background with light red blood splatter. Torn out page from a journal, along bottom of screen you can see rocks from mount rushmore
text says: Reader Comments
“Obsessed”
“I'm hooked. so hooked on this book. I need it on my shelf.“
“Love this description. Impeccable delivery,
so cinematic”
“OMINOUS”
“VICERAL”
“I literally cackled”
“I was not prepared”
“Sharp, shocking, love it”
“Seriously this is so fucking cinematic wth”
“I love him”
“IF YOU EVER CHANGE THIS FIRST LINE I WILL FIGHT YOU”
Sami Peil @sampeil
FROM THE JOURNAL OF STETSON JOHN MATTHEWS
April 27, 2025 Donner party @ Black Hills bunkers, current population 280ish.
don’t name the dead
yellow background with red blood splatter, along top right is a zombie with open mouth teeth growling
3 images of book covers: sister maiden monster has tentacles, orange, knife; the z word has an image of a brain, two femmes kissing, teal hands reaching up, a piece of pizza, an axe; the last of us has a man and a girl turned toward the camera as they walk toward ruins; along the right, text reads: If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock.
Love triangle
Survival shenanigans
Headshots
Hookups
Busted bunker
close up of mount rushmore presidents with light red splatter across the image. text reads: Sami Peil @sampeil
don’t name the dead
Vivvi was getting wasted for her 21st until she woke up in a drunk tank, which was the only protection from the cop zombies trying to eat her brains.
Stetson was painting his nails and avoiding his family's far right extremist bunker party, unaware that the virus they all ignored would mutate, and he’d have to fight his way out.
Dove was home alone in a post-wisdom tooth coma, still dreaming about her hot dentist, while infected people turned and began to eat immune survivors.
The Dentist was doing an after-hours call, where a patient bite transformed him into a flesh craving monster.
They all want each other—but not in the same way.
And they really need to stay the hell away from the Preacher.
DON'T NAME THE DEAD in which three bi disasters navigate the zombie apocalypse.
#horror, headshots & hookups 🏳️🌈🧟♂️🥼
#H #na #a #agentsguide #sf #queerpit #lgbt
15.08.2025 14:39 — 👍 15 🔁 41 💬 11 📌 1
A cross between Mona Awad's Bunny and Shaun of the Dead set in Oxford. A philosophy prof, 2 students, and a tourist face zombies, hunger, thirst, the other kind of thirst, and the absurdity of modern life. But if the world's really over, would that even be the worst thing? #queerpit #A #H #HA
15.08.2025 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
A graphic poster that is split in half, with a yellow background on the left and a pink background on the right. In the centre are a pair of dark drag queen eyes, with the title EAST END BOYS AND WEST END GIRLS underneath. At the bottom is the text "an outrageous adult lgbtq+ road trip romcom looking for editors: on submission this September". Four names of characters are in blue at the top of the cover: Harri Forrester, Jack Montague, Wilma Dickfit, Princess Thigh-Ana
A young gay man learns dark truths about his adoptive mother whilst finding love on a road trip to find members of his estranged uncle's 80's drag collective. With her past set to impact his future, he must choose—his uncle’s legacy or the woman who raised him.
#QueerPit #CON #A
15.08.2025 12:01 — 👍 6 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0
A zombie outbreak in Oxford forces a philosophy professor, two students, and a tourist to seek shelter in a safe house. Do they:
A) create an unexpected found family
B) hook up
C) slowly descend into madness
D) all of the above
#queerpit #H #HA #A
15.08.2025 12:19 — 👍 0 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
妹妹不要抽煙喔
15.01.2025 14:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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