Tina (she/her)

A cross between Mona Awad's Bunny and Shaun of the Dead set in Oxford. A philosophy prof, 2 students, and a tourist face zombies, hunger, thirst, the other kind of thirst, and the absurdity of modern life. But if the world's really over, would that even be the worst thing? #queerpit #A #H #HA

A zombie outbreak in Oxford forces a philosophy professor, two students, and a tourist to seek shelter in a safe house. Do they:

A) create an unexpected found family
B) hook up
C) slowly descend into madness
D) all of the above
#queerpit #H #HA #A

You're in her DMs she's asking chatgpt about him

1 Year on T... Mario hangs his hat on a nearby rack then notices himself in the mirror. He says "it's-a me..." Tears of joy stream down his cheeks and he finishes "Mario"

we should go out to eat tonight. somewhere irreverent. subversive

a healthy society ought to be structured in such a way that prevents the urge to create and consume podcasts

If you find yourself reconsidering where to buy your books in light of Target ending DEI, don't forget your local independent bookstores! I'll happily spend a bit more, and wait a little longer for my pre-ordera #booksky #target

Now let's see what the condition of the Israeli vs. Palestinian hostages looks like

im garfield.

I'm sort of exhausted at the idea that every single Chinese person is some propaganda extrusion device while we Americans are propaganda free when you barely have to prod us before some ludicrous xenophobic bullshit some Heritage Foundation wonk pulled out of their ass comes out our mouths.

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

你不是我的媽媽！

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

Nothing makes me more emotional than the power of friendship

People hate Carrie because she reveals the ugliest parts of oneself

Slutty people are cool!!!

The winds are shifting back towards Lin-Manuel Miranda. Certainly this is a sign of hardships to come

In 2025 I'm getting really into cigarettes

lady liberty has come alive and kidnapped ryan seacrest

The final Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. The entire page is mostly white as they're in the winter snow. The pair is walking with a sledge, nicely duffled in in scarves, hats, gloves. Calvin delightedly exclaims 'wow, it really snowed las night! Isn't it wonderful?'. Hobbes follows up with 'Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand-new!' -- A new year... a fresh, clean start!' adds Calvin. As they look over the landscape, Hobbes observes 'it's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!' -- 'A day full of possibilities!' Calvin affirms. They get ready on their sledge and Calvin tells his friend 'it's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... let's go exploring!', and the pair sledges off into the wintery landscape.

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

My favorite scene in Hamlet is invariably the wildebeest stampede.

In 2025 I'm finally leaving the 1.5+ year situationship behind 🙏🏼

I'm pro-bush and pro-panty line

Americans should have to go through some kind of cultural competency training before being allowed to leave the country

If you say "but she's a bitch" in response to Blake Lively getting sexually harassed at work then you are part of the problem btw

I say we turn Blake Lively into a folk hero

It hurts me a little how badly AOC wants to be president and how much no one wants that

I think the numbers next to the buttons on here are too big