Kyle Optimistic

Wake Up ranks above Demon Hunters? Terrible.

I caught my 1st shiny in Pokemon Violet. A little Hippopotas. My children do not appreciate the significance of this ever so slightly different coloring.

Waddle Dee (Kirby) cat hat

Everybody's getting presents this year

Damn

I hope it was bad because Elizabeth doesn't allow him in our house.

Merry Holidays you lovely dweeb youtu.be/_LHWynyCRUQ

My Christmas tree

Merry Christmas and all that

I'm off work this week for the holidays. So, you know...I sat on the toilet long enough that my right leg fell asleep.

I swear that me putting my phone down is triggering YouTube ad breaks.

I love you game boy advance

They turned out great!

Crochet snowman with black hat and blue scarf

Welcome to the world, buddy

Done!

Returning to Pokemon cards 25 years later, I am in love with Kagemaru Himeno WOTC era artwork.

a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers Alt: Mr. Bean waiting outside, checking his watch

It's time to crochet a snowman. I'll keep you posted.

What the--!? Robo Cop Bonk!?

Growing up before the Internet...

I owned 2 baseball blooper VHS tapes that I watched so much that I can still quote them to this day. Also, I hate baseball.

Kodama in a tree

It's in a tree where it belongs

I can get on board, especially if those repels weren't purchased.

New, mini kodama

YouTube video by cecilily Pokémon and Sabrina Carpenter should sue ICE (but they won't)

NEW VIDEO

So, the US government's editorial comms strategy is using things we care about, like Pokémon and popstars, to ragebait us into spreading mass deportation propaganda.

Cool.

In my new video I explain how US copyright law kind of allows ICE to just do this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y81j...

a black and white image of a pattern of trees and a skull . Alt: Pokemon Gen 1 wild encounter

I've never in my life purchased a Repel, over decades and hundreds of hours of playing Pokemon.

A guy's gotta save if he hopes to retire some day.

Snow day

The kids got to stay home today

It was 20 years before l learned that I had never beaten the "real" boss.

Thanks! I've been trying out lots of
different characters. Some work out better than others.

Crochet Kodama Princess Mononoke

Yes I also gave him a little butt crack

Razor Mouth Bird-like creature. Yellow sweater, white body, long orange break.

I improvised another crochet critter. My wife made me promise to destroy it before going to bed.

My 5-year-old named it Razor Mouth.

YouTube video by Jeremy Parish | Video Works Time to pay the bagpiper: Disney's DuckTales | NES Works 152

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving here in the U.S., which means that today I have published my annual "this one's an all-timer" Thanksgiving Eve video retrospective. This time it's Disney's DuckTales for NES: youtu.be/nhS7pn7oXsw

Crochet white bird, Wallace & Gromit style

My daughter named her Igloo

Be kind to people. It’ll always fucking matter. 💯