Jake Klisivitch

They don't go on sale for us regular for folk for another 3 days. 😩

MAMDANI!

This post worked out really well for the Yankees. Could you please do another one today?

they really think wars are gonna be won by which side can do the most pushups and not which side can convince the other to eat itself from within

Bra--f*cking--vo.

I think people are extremely on edge, and horrified by how quickly society has slipped into this banal techno-fascism, and scared about how far it will go, and that makes people brittle and impatient, and if I were a better person I would extend grace to people because of that, but, you know, I’m me

Facebook marketplace listing for "Full Podcasting set up (Hardly used)

new saddest six word story just dropped

Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

(posting in 3 parts due to Bluesky's 1 minute limit)

Today and in the coming days, remember

I can't believe this needs saying, but: you do not try to "meet in the middle" with people who want to put you in a camp. That's just you, going halfway to the camp. You should be moving in the opposite direction of that, always.

be the reply guy you want to see in the world

Here's to 2025!

Amazing in The Sisters Rosensweig.

Sir Anthony Hopkins around the time he quit drinking

Congratulationz to Sir @AnthonyHopkins on 49 years sober,,,
FORTY-NINE,!! WOOWWW,,!!!

The reason Harris lost is so would the Matt Damon character.

He was out there last weekend with this pig and a piglet which he was letting people hold. Truck parked right outside the entrance/exit.

Maybe he's trying hard to be the St Paul Pig Guy?

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

"Jesus Christ and his family."

So, who is that? Jesus, Mary, Joseph... Anyone else?

Good. Should we make him a starter pack?

The Post Office often texts me from The Philippines.

ARod being disqualified by voters because he was suspended due to an extremely questionable MLB investigation that skirted very close to breaking federal laws is the main reason I can’t take any of this seriously anymore

I'm back. Something seems to be happening here and I want to add character(s) to it.

If the next 24 hours might be hard for you to maintain your recovery, a couple of resources I know of that are available all day and night…

AA meetings aa-intergroup.org/meetings/

NA meetings virtual-na.org/meetings/

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Ehhhhh… but also some of the worst.

A rare photo of all four cats in the same place. Wife is tragically absent from the photo.

I live with my wife and four cats.

ChatGPT told me that's too many cats, but the right amount of wife.

I'm the only Klisivitch here. It's lonely.