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I feel like leaning into a hoe phase during mercury retrograde might be a bad idea. where are the tiktok psychics to tell me what to do?

still v true.

.. yes I redownloaded the apps.

no i’m still not enjoying them.

yes i’m still hoping this one guy will text me so im distracting myself 🫠

chatgpt told me I easily have a top 10% hinge profile. my need for words of affirmation has been fulfilled by AI so why do I need a man?

there’s no better feeling than fresh highlights 💇🏼‍♀️

not me fucking sobbing during DWTS dedication night.

deleting all the dating apps for the foreseeable future. me staying on them & thinking someone will work out is the definition of insanity.

with all the money that disney has, they can’t end the contract with the 700 club?

I cannot be trusted on these dating apps during my follicular phase.

a woman in a pink dress is crying ALT: a woman in a pink dress is crying

I really know I need to get back on the peloton & should just do it tonight but i don’t want to

i’ve had my nostril pierced for almost 10 years now (I think) & I love it. I keep a tiny stud in it and people rarely notice it.

i’m gonna let myself spiral a bit for today because tomorrows monday & it’s a new week. we leave this shit in the old week after today.

the fact that I just expect to be ghosted by a guy I thought things went well with just highlights my luck with dating 🫠

I had a good first date & he texted me the next day. seems sus 🤔

costar is really hyping me up lately & im here for it.

why are men 😑

going off the pill & having my hormones go wild is so not enjoyable right now 😵‍💫

congratulations!!

I wish I was a girl who enjoyed working out. I died last night in class & id like to never go back.

after all the money i’ve spent on freezing my eggs, I better find a man & use these fucking things.

married friends just want the “funny” dating stories from their single friends, they don’t actually want to help you not be single anymore 😒

my RBF has successfully kept the weirdos away from me on vacation which is wonderful. sadly my friend has still attracted them.

truly my biggest pet peeve is when people are always late. it’s just so inconsiderate.

there are no words for how much I don’t want to be at this workout class tonight 💀

I have been anxious for DAYS. this is why I avoid putting myself out there lol.

I just don’t understand how the shooter walked around NYC with that giant rifle. like how far did he walk with no one spotting him?

this account should be a reminder to all married folk that dating is abysmal & to be nice to your single friends. we’re in the trenches.

slightly bummed after sending a text to a guy to see if there’s any actual interest & not getting a response, after on and off drunk texts & calls for months.

I realized guys asking to facetime before setting up a date to “see if we vibe” is a big ick. that’s exactly what a first date is for. you just don’t wanna pay for my drinks.

worth it 👍🏼