JD

I wanna see my 할머니 again. Miss her terribly.

Need the cowboys to lose. But also want the skins to lose

…. I’d be happy counting all of our dollars and having a sugar mama… men are dumb. It’s just little dick energy 😂

Caved and got 17PM. I’m a weak dumbass

I like it. I’d love to run over the poors with it.

About to not upgrade my iPhone for 3 years in a row. The new announcements were yawn inducing.

Knew you were Qanon.

It’s to run over the poors and their children and not feel an ounce of shame. Poors better get out of the way!

a man is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper and saying good morning . ALT: a man is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper and saying good morning .

Your associate

As far as I know, haven’t had one with black beans in it.

Complain to alien.

Ruin everything good I swear.

Ain’t no way I’m eating anything with veggies as dessert. I’ll die on this hill.

Fire them.

Omg. Thought I was going to die for a minute when uber driver missed exit and she just came to a full stop in the left lane and I heard screeching behind us. Driver stopped for a full 3 min before traffic stopped to let her off.

Why are people emailing me and then calling this morning with a “have you read the email I sent you?” No bob, it just hit my inbox 30 seconds ago and I have yet to read it. Leave. Me. Alone.

Ran into Bryson Stott in Toronto today and the girls got to snap a pic.

First world problems: neighbor has tree guys down in my yard for access and I can’t soak in the hot tub this morning. 🥴🥴

When did morning news turn to QVC? Dumbing down of America man.

Surreal as Lilun is graduating from college today. Feel old af

Yeah when it’s one thing all the time, it does get old after a while. Probably back toned af tho from23

Gotta work the rower in that rotation.

Cleaned Ks boots and conditioned the leather and i failed to take before photos for comparison.

I just rolled out of bed like 30 min ago to feed the dogs. Had a nice dinner w K last night. Totally relaxing. 😂😂

Sorry. You must be reforged in the depths of hell.

Spent about 2K in two days and I don’t even know on what 😂😂

Look at you flexing on us olds

Why don’t we spring forward on a Saturday? Why are we dumb?

Lilun old enough to put in work on weights w with me 😭😭