Court Ordered Best Friend

Classic track from the record “Dood dood come here fuckin’ numb skull! Look how friggin close I got to the edge, guy. “

Just to be clear: this isn’t a pity post for me. I’m the non-temu brand friend.

Be there for your friends. otherwise they’ll get a new friend that’s kinda like you, but better, and then together they will refer to you as the Temu version of the new friend.

2uality, by Going 2 Hell 10 track album

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Going 2 Hell did an album release show for this record in February, and now, in October, the record is done and on bandcamp.

Perfect morning for coffee…but when isn’t it lol!

I’m shocked there hasn’t been a harsh noise band / metal band called Scrotal Sacrilege yet.

Last night, I explained Tren / being geared and called it “Gym Goblin talk for steroids”. Then had a sudden realization that Jim Goblin would be an amazing name for a public official.

“I’m Jim Goblin, and I’m running for US Senate”

My wife made some “Witch Finger” sugar cookies. It’s tubular sugar cookies with an almond for the finger nail. She also tucked some pretzel sticks inside so you get a snap when you bite. They’re good, but the pretzel snap just makes shudder. Broken finger PTSD I guess.

I had my annual checkup today and the nurse and my doctor both offered me a hep B vaccine and a flu shot in the same way that someone offers you weed at a party.

Little game you can play with yourself this Halloween. Replace ghost with “dead guy”.
-Dead guy busters
-Casper: the friendly dead guy
-The dead guy of Paul Revere
-The dead guy of Christmas Present
-Dead Guy (romance movie with Patrick swayze and Demi Moore)

I want to make a musical Where’s Waldo project where every song has a single push/pull record scratch somewhere in the mix.

When times are tough…

🫶. Hang in there,chaps
⚡️. 🐛
⚡️. 🐛
🍆. 👨🏻 🎸
👔
⛽️
🍑💨
) )
/. /
🎸. 🐛
🎸. 🐛

It’s become our band’s love language

Baby steps is the katamari damacy of the 2020’s.

Honestly, points 1 & 2 should just be my life goals.

A coworker of mine was talking about putting up an ad to get a new roommate. I sent him this Craig’s list ad from 10 years ago that I like quoting occasionally.

YouTube video by ML Buch - Topic River mouth

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Helping with album art talk.

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I’m addicted to this.

I’m liking my odds on this one.

I’m not sure if this is real, but it is hilarious

Apparently the New Paul Thomas Anderson, One Battle After Another, has player skins in Fortnite.

The older I get, the more I start to think, maybe dude-bro was right. Sure, you eliminate the entire thrust behind the plot if Ham-dawg got mad blazed and freaky for a weekend after his father’s death. But wouldnt it be at least a little fun if a Shakespeare play turned into a Jimmy Buffet song?

Not sure why I keep thinking about my intro to lit class in college tonight. Specifically Hamlet. A bro-y guy, when asked about the over all plot said, “I just don’t get it. If I was Hamlet, and I was torn up about my dad, I’d just go out, get laid, get drunk and party. And then I’d be over it”

The lights are still down. I pass four seats in the row before realizing it was a wall and no aisle. Freaked those kids out pretty bad. Just some bonus horror content for the movie I guess.

Just saw Weapons. Showed up on time, but the theater started 5 minutes early. Found my seat in the dark. 30 minutes in, had the thought of needing to use the bathroom, which snowballed for the remaining 90 minutes. Credits roll, people to my left have their feet out, so I get up and go right.

YouTube video by Mei Clover McGruff The Crime Dog - Crack and Cocaine (With Narration)

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That were commonplace at the time. But I just don’t understand the cult of personality he developed. Anyways, the documentary didn’t age well. I still think the internet has been a net positive, but the gap between the positives and the negatives has been narrowing for me.

Furthermore, he interviews Elon Musk at space X ( again, filmed around 2011 and 2012). Comparing Musk from then and now is wild. He came off as rambling and uninteresting. Admittedly, I barely paid attention to Musk in the early 2010’s. He was just the overpromise with starry eyes tech person …