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Karl Baird

@jorarl.bsky.social

Dreamweaver, Leggy Brunette

148 Followers  |  340 Following  |  137 Posts  |  Joined: 29.11.2023  |  2.0928

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Aged like milk.

22.06.2025 06:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My pasty Celtic skin tones can’t take anymore of this blistering UK heat, one more day of this ridiculous weather and I’m buying some factor 70+ sun block

29.04.2025 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same. I think it’s just hard wired into me. 🤔

27.04.2025 08:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"You boy! What tariff is it today?"

09.04.2025 19:56 — 👍 6324    🔁 1342    💬 77    📌 41
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01.04.2025 19:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The scene from "Father Ted" where Ted Crilly, standing in the living room of his parochial house with his back to the window, says "That money was just resting in my account."

The scene from "Father Ted" where Ted Crilly, standing in the living room of his parochial house with his back to the window, says "That money was just resting in my account."

Righto.

31.03.2025 10:45 — 👍 69    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

Incredible television 📺

22.03.2025 07:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a toxic brand that’s on fire and aiming for the dumpster.

19.03.2025 03:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a little know fact that his mum is Casually actress Claire Goose.

19.03.2025 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jacob Murphy needs a really catchy song. The guy has been immense for us over the years and is black & white through and through. He needs the Wor Flags treatment!

06.02.2025 09:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This !!

05.02.2025 17:47 — 👍 52329    🔁 9258    💬 1493    📌 641

Is this a 2 part fact?

06.02.2025 09:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same. It’s a calming influence.

05.02.2025 04:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The term “The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead” springs to mind.

29.01.2025 15:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Snoop Dog…

18.01.2025 19:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m going to a dark room for a lie down. Today is a terrible day.

18.01.2025 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s terrible.

18.01.2025 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tax the billionaires until there are no billionaires anymore and distribute the money amongst the rest of the populace.

We can call it the Anti-Greed Redistribution Plan. Sound good?

10.01.2025 21:03 — 👍 7495    🔁 1110    💬 294    📌 71

Where’s the photo?!

07.01.2025 23:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Streisand effect!

05.01.2025 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It was inevitable.

05.01.2025 19:58 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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5 days into 2025…

05.01.2025 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a pink bunny costume is saying you 're going down ALT: a man in a pink bunny costume is saying you 're going down
04.01.2025 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow!

04.01.2025 08:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excellent episode as always. The prediction on China and its dwindling population blew my mind.

04.01.2025 05:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m reminded of that scene in Temple of Doom where the pilots put on a parachute and jump out of the plane. ✈️

04.01.2025 05:22 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The greedy bastard.

02.01.2025 10:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s happening! 🐣

02.01.2025 10:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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