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@marmk.bsky.social

Arsenal. Dogs. Rum. Also Wine.

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Latest posts by marmk.bsky.social on Bluesky


The real shame is that weekend visits are the only time they get to spend with their kids.

21.02.2026 08:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The one that made me snort was that he fell because he "leaned too far to the right".

20.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good example of Betteridge's Law there.

20.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I quite literally have no words.
Just how could someone do that to another person?

20.02.2026 13:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

His punishment will be a deterrent though.
Oh, he'll learn from this alright 🙄.

20.02.2026 10:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Across the board there is this rush for speed and reduced cost over accuracy.

It's scary.

20.02.2026 10:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please don't Arsenal this Canada.

19.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Many moons ago, my cat threw up in my slippers on my birthday. So the first experience on my special day was cat vomit between my toes.

It was still a better day than he is having.

19.02.2026 11:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Enjoying that little extra detail that Andrew has been arrested on his birthday.

Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

19.02.2026 10:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck off

18.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I DON'T KNOW!

18.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri"

18.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

La La Land.

18.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes.

18.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's onside.

18.02.2026 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are missing absolutely nothing.

18.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could have done without knowing the fighting fantasy books were 45 years old!

17.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

12/10 zoomies.

16.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shame.

16.02.2026 06:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you work in a wet market in Wuhan?

15.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's such a beautiful winery.
Nice breakfasts too!

14.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, no.

13.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arteta wouldn't play to their strengths anyway.

12.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are a lot of questions they and he need to answer.

12.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Work the caveat that I spend every day around professors and ophthalmologists, these people sound crazy.

07.02.2026 08:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was pretty brilliant.
What a voice.

06.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No clapping in Cortina either.

06.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was a loud boo.

06.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😥

06.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did the DJ drop the volume so that the boo's could be heard for Israel just then?

06.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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