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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

yes mate

I like when, on two different platforms, a game's on sale for the same price. I was torn for a good thirty minutes on whether I wanted to get NieR: Automata on my PS5 or the Switch 2... But I chose the PS5.

it's peak though

I sometimes see them sell Sonic Frontiers (PS5) for $20 at Wal-Mart. I'm tempted...

Played a session with @lakespirit.bsky.social and yeah this is the best $5 I will ever spend on a game

Man, what does this even mean? Such a bizarrely specific modlist, too

I just purchased Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate because it was $5 on the eShop.

i liked the muppets

Xbox LIVE took stronger action against Epstein than the entire US government.

Yep yep yep

nothing of value was lost

If they don't call that Dragon Ball Super remake Dragon Ball Super Duper I will be very disappointed

I HATE EVERY A.I. I SEE
FROM GROK TO G-P-TEEEE
NO YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A TECHBRO OUT OF ME

I was hating on the PS3, to which my peers responded by gassing up LBP2, which they referred to as one of the best games ever made. It filled me with a sense of longing and envy. Of course I was hating on the PS3. I wasn't there for when it was actually alive...

Statement from the family of Alex Pretti, Michael and Susan Pretti: We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the hero term lightly. However his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump's murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Statement from the family of Alex Pretti.

Riding the shoopuf is so much fun!

I have a lot of games now. Sometimes it feels like I'm at a buffet. I have decision paralysis this evening.

I got a high score of 223,420 in Tetris (GB) today. I'm proud of myself!

why is your wordle diamond pickaxe-shaped

Hi Mario Kart Arcade GP

i wouldn't have described him like that but thanks

movies

we spent an hour trying to beat this ungodly stage. i love solving problems that don't make sense. mosa lina monday. mosa lisa forever

Hihi, I'm Joshikoy, I draw stylized artwork of video game characters, and then some!

Check the link in my bio for comm inquiries! 🌟

#art #PortfolioDay

To be honest, this is a bit beautiful. Like, the fact that you found it, that is. I like scouring the most random corner of the internet possible, like some guy's Wikipedia profile, and randomly finding something that makes me actually thankful I chose to dig this deep on the internet today.

I keep getting recommended posts of people dying when I use Threads, and it's a little unpleasant...

When Dragon Quest VII was released for the PlayStation in Japan, I wasn't conceived yet, but when Dragon Warrior VII was released for the PlayStation in North America, I was 5 months old! Crazy how long translation and localization can take!