Erin Orchard

I hate it here.

New birb, who dis?

US market futures.

Living in this timeline is wild. What a shitshow.

Yis.

Fuck Elongated Muskrat and his Tesler.

Had a great time at The Art of Gardening in Muscatine last weekend! Great classes and fantastic lunch. 🩷

You know this is a hoax bc the only things driving this bus are tiny fistfuls of Adderall, tertiary syphilis, and bleach.

Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮

#SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

Buddy’s having a tough molt.

Despite the hype, DOGE hasn't found a shred of fraud All they've really got is "spending that Elon Musk doesn't like."

New in PN: Despite the hype, DOGE hasn't found a shred of fraud

"With nothing to show for its efforts to find actual fraud, it has become clear that DOGE is the enforcement arm of a Trump administration that has no interest in working with Congress to implement its policy priorities."

Actual footage of the Department of Grifting Everyone in action

For those assholes who said Project 2025 wasn't going to happen... 1) Fuck you and 2) Fuck you again.
www.project2025.observer

Really good piece. Other Democrats in power need to look at what AOC is doing right now and follow her example. One of the worst and most frightening aspects of this moment is seeing how many Dems in leadership roles seem resigned to defeat.

I love baby budgies so much.

Here’s the thing - I’m middle-aged. The older I get, the less I want to use social media, and the more I want to see people in person.

When they say “golden age” they mean they’d lustily chug buckets of Donny’s urine if he told them it would hurt trans people.

📚Resisting Autocracy Lessons📚

BELIEVE IN TRUTH

To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then no one can criticize power, because there is no basis upon which to do so. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle. The biggest wallet pays for the most blinding lights.

Which came first, the fascist chicken with a face like an inside-out walrus corpse or the egg?

Lots of great ideas here. It’s time for Resist2.0 - fuck this guy and his entire administration.

Poor Peeparoni going through an awkward molt.

For the people who used to ask 'Why do you have to be so political?' I hope that it's now obvious why.

Healthcare is political. Housing is political. Education is political. The air we breathe, the water we drink —it's all shaped by policy and power.

Ignoring that is a political choice.

It’s terrifying! Elonia is doing real damage, and fast!

PP. crochet.

More terrifying news about fucking Elongated Muskrat.

Thank you Dommi! <3

BREAKING NEWS: CDC orders mass retraction and revision of submitted research across all science and medicine journals. Banned terms must be scrubbed. Any unpublished manuscript mentioning certain topics, including gender and "LGBT," must be pulled or revised.

insidemedicine.substack.com/p/breaking-n...

This is TERRIFYING. I have to assume this is straight out of Project 2025.

It’s been two weeks. Two weeks and so much chaos and destruction. I cannot imagine the carnage we’ll be looking at in four years.

If you voted for Orange Shitler, we’re already in the “Find Out” phase of FAFO. Did you really think tariffs would lower prices? Did you really think he was going to lower the price of groceries? Or gas? I hope you’re paying attention - we’re witnessing the demolition of our country in real time.

Trump tariffs on Canada and Mexico could hit close to home, from avocados to autos The tariffs would also invite retaliation. Doug Ford, the premier of Ontario, has already vowed to counterpunch by pulling American alcohol off store shelves in the Canadian province.

The tariffs could drive up the price of everything from gasoline and pickup trucks, to Super Bowl party guacamole dip.