Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves

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Correct. But the entirety of the New Orleans online community will hate-watch/rage-post about it and then get real amped when the dancing heads show up because they are so ridiculous. It’s a nice bonding experience.

Just a reminder as we all start to clean up from parades - donate those unwanted throws! Libraries should have drop bins for ARC. Word on street is Uptown WFoods is only recycling what fits in the bins, nothing outside it (they are trashing that!).

I mean, you pretty much nailed it. It’s like a super racist debutante ball/“high society” party where the men hide their faces bc they’re part of a club that stopped parading because they didn’t want to integrate.

The official GIF of #RexComus

“The invitations that were issued to…uh…a select few…”

To some racists. That’s who. Just saaaay the words.

#rexcomus

The most dangerous game…

They bought in bulk?

Goddamn the King of Comus mask is fucking awful. Like one of those ventriloquist dummies but somehow more sinister. Ew ew ew.

#rexcomus

Just say “Aryan” and be done with it.

#rexcomus

They sound real fun! Definitely a nice slice of the population who are socially aware and not at all offensive.

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SCHWING!

#rexcomus

doc brown from back to the future asking why to another man ALT: doc brown from back to the future asking why to another man

“King of Comus is always a mystery.”

WHERE ARE THE HEADS?!

#rexcomus

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! ''

Why doesn't Comus parade anymore, Errol? #RexComus

Saying that Comus is “very secretive” is a choice.

Racist and just ashamed enough of public blowback. Call it what it is.

"please let me go home please let me go home" #RexComus

I’m legitimately upset that I’ve never thought of this before but I am ALL THE WAY ON BOARD.

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Here ya go. #RexComus

HEADS #rexcomus

Dear New Orleans Twitter refugees: See you on the route next week! Xoxo

Neutral ground!

MAKE A SIGN!

YEAH! I’m on the second part.

@kyleplaysdrums.bsky.social DUDE. WE ARE BOTH ON THE DAMN GRAIL FLOAT?!

But then, the man with the cart appeared again. All weapons were once again abandoned in the presence of sugar. This time it was ice pops. The green ones were especially delightful.

~fin~

This is how the world ends: not with a bang, but with a whiney “Heyyyyy” when a kindergartener inevitably takes a Nerf bullet to the eye.

Chaos reigned. Sixty little bodies hurled themselves from one end of the battlefield to the other, abandoning an empty gun for one that looked more promising.

Foam bullets flew through the air and littered the ground like spent shotgun shells.

The spun sugar reminded the warriors why they were there: battle. They returned to their previously forgotten weapons.

(Mostly. Some continued to shove handfuls of sugary floss into their mouths while their pupils dilated.)