chardi b 🇵🇱

all yall posting about the irl friends you’ve made and self-discovery journeys from social media is giving me even warmer fuzzies than this cup of chai, excellent work, keep it up ❤️

We always need contractors and appellate can be fully remote, we already got people in MS and even Puerto Rico…

one day I’m gonna give him a blowout with the Dyson dryer

A red golden retriever with long wavy hair. He’s wearing a green and white ribbon and sitting in a wooden object in front of grassland and mountains

he’s well on his way to his papa’s mane!!

his most bombastic yet

I opened the treat drawer* and didn’t give him anything

*it’s also the tea drawer but he does not care

idc idc screaming FUCK AUBURN within and among the BDS student section is life affirming

and even being on the receiving end of Neck at Night in Death Valley was top tier, I can’t even be mad bc it’s so good

Russet the golden retriever holding an elk antler in his mouth as he attempts to climb into my lap

walrusset

would make him the mvp fifty times over bc I can barely breathe sitting at a desk when I gotta send that shit skyward

septum ring girlies unite

I just know she got the spirit of Senator Sumner running through her right now for his revenge

✨ retching noises ✨

mosquito birb

Screenshot from scotus orders list denying certiorari in James Franklin v. Oklahoma

trying to get an injunction against some out of conference scheduling, I presume. sorry bout the cert denial pal

I am SO PROUD

I was taunting russet with his tiger toy to avenge his father, whose balls he had just stomped, and without missing a beat, this Mountain West alum man says, and I quote,

“suck that tiger dick, bitch”

🥲🥲🥲

the brainrot is stored on the border with tennessee

actually might die laughing that @glitterburrito.bsky.social jinxed each other in public for once instead of just wheezing until our tummies hurt in each other’s living rooms

I swear to god I didn’t see this before I made the exact same joke LMAOOOO ilysm twin

The meme of Demi lovato commenting “GET A JOB/STAY AWAY FROM HER” sloppily edited to instead say “stay away from me”

now that it’s safe

@ diego pavia

So sorry, I briefly paid attention. Back to minding my business and walking the dog

just cracked 50 and not an ounce of fat

thank god he’s nice lmao

Russet the golden retriever puppy, photographed at 8 weeks old, is tiny and looks like he’s smiling as he lays on an orange blanket on a white couch

Russet the golden retriever teenager is now the size of a filing cabinet and insists upon shaking mom’s hand while she’s on a work call

it is someone’s half birthday

A close up of Russet the golden retriever as he sits on my lap

50 pound lap doooog

the children are at war over dibs on my lap

I feel you, if I miss out on fall at Avalanche AGAIN I’m gonna cry

My best guess for glacier is that the park will still be accessible, but they’re not gonna have sufficient crew to plow any snow, so road’s gonna close early this year. Plus no amenities besides maybe pit toilets. Oof.

fwiw the last really long one happened when I was frequently haunting Shenandoah, and the answer was that most park amenities, including standalone bathrooms, were just straight up closed until $ came back

arrogance?? in MY tech bros???

What can you even say to celebrate the existence of the person with whom you’ve shared your greatest achievements, most beautiful days, profoundest sorrows, and every “do it for the plot” between?

Happiest birthday, @glitterburrito.bsky.social. we are SO close to being BFF for > half our lives 😈