Michael Stewart

How do people who *can’t* balance on one leg while resting a 30lb sack on the other wash their toddlers hands in any public restroom??

me: why the hell am I getting ads for doorknobs??

me: nice doorknobs though

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I agree we’re in the early internet era of AI—right down to the pricing scheme of tokens mirroring minutes—but I still think it’s not a product so much as an infrastructure (hence wrappers). We’ll all be better off when the avg consumer thinks of LLMs (or “AI”) as much as they think of databases.

Overheard in London:
“Sometimes I think I’m crazy.”
“No! No. You’re just like my hairdresser. She loves other cultures.”

Guy with a mustache saying oooooof

Really shouldn’t do it with the condom half off!

A blue coloring book with a red title: Don’t Play With Guns. It features a beige cartoon dog aghast that his peer, an orange cat, is holding a gun.

Airport security gave my 2yo this coloring book today. Neat way for him to learn that guns exist!

Nope! Just @levarburton.bsky.social

I would simply form an alliance with the gorilla. Together we would be unstoppable.

buddy you’re telling me. at least we can zoom in mk world together at launch pls

a tweet saying, time to take a big sip of coffee and log into betterment

Share the media.
The news is compromised.
We're starting to boil over.

Saw you out there today! Congrats! Hot one for headgear 🥵

A million valid criticisms, and I keep coming back to their north star metric: efficiency.

Not efficacy, impact, or quality. They chose arguably the worst metric for complex systems.

I’d say we had a good run, but did we?

The locksmith for Yosemite National Park, whose apprenticed under his now-retired predecessor for 4 years, says he was fired by Musk three weeks out from the end of his probationary period.

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…and quite often, not even when planned.

I’ve unplugged my refrigerator. This change will save $30 a month effective immediately.

Pick a hill to die on, or you’ll die in the valleys.

“That’s not the hill I’m going to die on,” said the Democrats, about every hill.

dollars to doughnuts that pic of him is at Galaxy’s Edge aka Star Wars Land

One thing is for sure about the teams building this generation of AI agents: They all hate booking dinner reservations.

LinkedIn getting weird

This is how I budget time for my work too

Empirically there is very little to feel optimistic about right now. And yet

mama mia

embarrassed to admit that I don’t know where to find the oat’s nipple

Model is 6’ 7” wearing size M

…also that the “normal” one is the one you’d be apologizing to