California license plate with text "IMLITAF".
Customer: LITAF IS A LEADING MANUFACTURER OF TOP QUALITY BABY PRODUCTS SPECIALIZING IN UNIQUE BABY HIGH CHAIRS, BATHTUBS, POTTIES, CRIBS
DMV: IM LIT AS FUCK
Verdict: DENIED
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π she/her π§Ά mostly knitting and watching bad movies π² pnw π» now: engineering and support @buttondown.com
California license plate with text "IMLITAF".
Customer: LITAF IS A LEADING MANUFACTURER OF TOP QUALITY BABY PRODUCTS SPECIALIZING IN UNIQUE BABY HIGH CHAIRS, BATHTUBS, POTTIES, CRIBS
DMV: IM LIT AS FUCK
Verdict: DENIED
A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
03.03.2025 19:22 β π 1921 π 637 π¬ 0 π 9I really think this is why the subway looms so large in the conservative American mind. Because 99% of the time it is proof that the American experiment in diversity triumphs, as long as paranoid white people arenβt there
08.10.2025 01:11 β π 234 π 24 π¬ 4 π 0Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house π
06.10.2025 13:31 β π 3468 π 769 π¬ 86 π 64A chihuahua in a DIY Pinhead costume from Hellraiser, complete with head pins and leather attire, carried in a bag against an autumn park backdrop for a timely Halloween vibe.
06.10.2025 19:51 β π 301 π 63 π¬ 7 π 5This Long-Eared Owl appears to be suspended in a sling made from a cream towel. The owl's beak and yellow eyes are wide open - punctuating an expression of shock and annoyance. You can almost hear the screeching through the pixels. Some ruffled head feathers, including the quote-unquote "ears" (which are in fact long feathers) accentuate the owl's wayward look.
1st of Owltober!
Kicking off this month of Owltober we have a lively Long-Eared Owl, originally posted by Think Wild with the caption "patients that make us smile"
Want to donate to Think Wild Central Oregon? thinkwildco.org/donate Source: fb.com/110309571851... #owlsintowels ππ¦
YES! Following now! β
01.10.2025 14:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a witch holding a candle saying if you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.
annual PSA
02.10.2024 17:17 β π 1425 π 586 π¬ 6 π 2do you ever wake up, and just want to look at a lot of pictures of owls?
01.10.2025 13:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ah! Finally a quiet moment to get some work done!
:spills entire large americano on self, computer, carpet:
At some point my parents turned into the Wario/Waluigi version of themselves
25.09.2025 21:27 β π 115 π 13 π¬ 5 π 1Screenshot from the Casio website that reads: "How long can I play with Moflin on a full charge? Under typical daily use at 25Β°C (77Β°F), Moflin will run for about 5 hours on a full charge. A full recharge takes approximately 3 hours 30 minutes under the same conditions."
to be fair, it recharges a lot faster than my real cat
23.09.2025 20:39 β π 28 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Looking at RFK's recent moves, including an attack on the hepatitis B vaccine and on painkillers for pregnant women.
The common theme: That all children's health problems are due to "bad" mothers.
This isn't about making kids healthy. It's misogyny.
www.salon.com/2025/09/22/r...
A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things
22.09.2025 16:10 β π 2334 π 431 π¬ 53 π 149This place is a whole trek, but so good: panconquesopdx.com The chorizo papa pizza π€€π€€π€€
18.09.2025 18:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I want both.
18.09.2025 17:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously Iβm behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isnβt just being chilled, theyβre freezing it.
17.09.2025 22:39 β π 12050 π 2886 π¬ 198 π 83A Youtube thumbnail of an interview with Buttondown CEO, Justin Duke, and Drishti Jain.
Our fearless leader aka CEO, @jmduke.com, sat down with the lovely Drishti Jain for a deep dive chat on what happens behind the scenes at Buttondown and why creators love us. π
Check it out and subscribe to CEO Deep Dive!
youtu.be/COi4F1eNq8k?...
Designed these fun postcards for @buttondown.com to have during @djangocon.us this week!
09.09.2025 16:39 β π 20 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0"You are richer than Zuckerberg, Gates, Altman, because you can afford not to kiss the posterior of the clown who would be dictator. You can afford dignity and principles. Cherish your wealth."
via @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
a bunch of postcards next to a badly written box that says "buttondown"
hi! we're at @djangocon.us! if you're here, come grab a postcard and we'll send it for you :)
08.09.2025 21:19 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1enchanted forest, turner, oregon, 1987
enchanted forest, turner, oregon, 1987
02.09.2025 22:36 β π 147 π 25 π¬ 3 π 6fox theater, oakland, california, 1978
fox theater, oakland, california, 1978
03.09.2025 19:36 β π 147 π 19 π¬ 6 π 3Small Australian Shepard dog with super intense blue eyes is wearing a sign that says βIgnore Me, Iβm Workingβ
Ignore me!
03.09.2025 05:42 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I thought I was having a bad week, then I saw a Cybertruck with a full Labubu wrap. And now it's worse.
03.09.2025 05:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i constantly think about this post
03.09.2025 03:14 β π 14134 π 3396 π¬ 96 π 89One of my fave parts of my (admittedly very cool) job is all the talented folks I get to talk to every day π€©
27.08.2025 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you haven't checked in for a while, Internet Roadtrip is finally back in the U.S. after exploring Canada for the last three months, currently puttering around northeast Vermont. neal.fun/internet-roa...
26.08.2025 19:36 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Post card illustration of the Chicago skyline. There is a 1/4 inch boarder in the traditional post card blue, red, and white stripes. The illustration shows a woman wearing a yellow dress and blue shoes with white socks sitting in a park reading a letter on a red blanket, there are three other people walking on a path along the lake on a sunny day, with a few white clouds. One man wearing a green top and yellow pants is eating a hotdog, another man wearing a red top and mauve-ish pants is walking his dog (the dog is orange with black spots on the end of his body with a black tail), and a wearing a red and white stripped top and green shorts person riding their red bike with a green messenger bag across their body. In the lake there is a yellow boat. In the sky, there is an orange and red plane with a little blue man wearing a scarf that is blowing in the wind. Attached to the back of the plane is a blue banner flowing in the wind that says "Buttondown" in white letters.
Happy National Dog Day! πΆππΎ
26.08.2025 15:26 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0