XY Thot(s)

Cloudy with a Chance of Dicks

Dickbusters

Woah 🔥🔥🔥

Outrage on r/FarRightCommunity responding to rumors that Ann Coulter pegged Charlie Kirk on multiple occasions

*cue screaming goats

she's a 10 but makes the dial up internet connection noise when she orgasms

Wondering if some of you Furries actually own pets (concerned)

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here being moody and difficult.

giving all your avis a goodnight kiss (hot™ people get tongue)

Asking the petsmart employee how to best season the hamsters

If you hear spooky noises at night, make even spookier noises to assert dominance.

they just don't make movies about oily italian men in new york anymore

Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

You're looking for your soulmate. I'm searching for my soulmeat.
We are not the same.

I’m a 5.5…around 😏

my following feed looks like shit.

(Complementary)

I can't cum if I don't watch jeopardy first.

The Midwestern urge to put marshmallows in everything

ethically sourced blowjob

DILF stands for Damn I Love Fritos

Please, it’s just Bluesky. Mr. Bluesky was my father’s name.

Some of you were shaken as babies and it shows

Yes, your wife thinks you’re hilarious

*She was reading your skeets to me in bed last night

Doctors without hors d'oeuvres

million dollar idea: a bra for your ass. no, not panties, this is a new thing.

As my dear old Nonna said: sometimes you just gotta kick a bitch in the cooter

who says you can’t eat soy sauce like soup

insomnia got me googling “how to get eight hours of sleep in three hours”

pronouncing penis like denise