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HOT ASS POEM Jennifer Knox Hey check out the ass on that guy he’s got a really hot ass I’d like to see his ass naked with his hot naked ass Hey check out her hot ass that chick’s got a hot ass she’s a red hot ass chick I want to touch it Hey check out the ass on that old man that’s one hot old man ass look at his ass his ass his old man ass Hey check out that dog’s ass wow that dog’s ass is hot that dog’s got a hot dog ass I want to squeeze that dog’s hot dog ass like a ball but a hot ball a hot ass ball Hey check out the ass on that bird how’s a bird get a hot ass like that that’s one hot ass bird ass I want to put that bird’s hot ass in my mouth and swish it around and around and around Hey check out the ass on that bike damn that bike’s ass is h-o-t you ever see a bike with an ass that hot I want to put my hot ass on that bike’s hot ass and make a double hot ass bike Hey check out that building it’s got a really really really hot ass and the doorman and the ladies in the information booth and the guy in the elevator got themselves a butt load of hot ass I want to wrap my arms around the whole hot ass building and squeeze myself right through its hot ass and out the other side I want to get me a hot ass piece of all 86 floors of hot hot hot hot ass!

I want to put my hot ass on that bike’s hot ass and make a double hot ass bike

Happy birthday to Jô Shishido and his immortal cheeks

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Fuck the warm cozy music gonna spend this cold grey morning vibrating to Boris

bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

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God damn there's a lot of thought going into that one

forgot to show you guys this epic xmas decoration lmao

@katiecouric.bsky.social the woman that you are

a pantone paint chip showing “cloud dancer” as the color of the year. it’s just … white.

is there anything more 2025-coded than “white” being the pantone color of the year

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

A screenshot from The Simpsons showing that Duff, Duff Lite, and Duff Dry all come from the same pipe, a joke indicating that they're the same thing. In the original Disney+ version of this episode, the top of the frame was cut off, ruining the joke, which is the reverse of what happened with the HBO Max Mad Men thing.

This is such a mess. The HBO Max "remastered" version of The Simpsons reveals that Duff, Duff Lite, and Duff Dry all come from the same pipe. 🙄

Phish t shirt from TeePublic with weird lettering and some passed out dude on the front

I’m thinking that whoever designed this was either entirely unfamiliar with the band Phish or else way too familiar with them

tweet by @gerryadamssf: "This house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and assorted Yule illuminations. Feel like a grinch now." reply by @realnannysheila: "Surely you know someone who can fit a timer."

wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this

i live in a city where the average person is pretty woke. so if i am walking down the street and i get catcalled, i know i earned that shit

When I see a good dick in the feed and want to remember it

To anyone disappointed that the new cool pope is against polyamory, you kind of set yourself up for that one

Can You Believe the Documentary You’re Watching?

Here it is.

I'm sorry your tragedy had to be compounded by that ding dong

because that shit sucks and it was made top to bottom by ding dongs

“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30 In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.

This is a fantastic piece on MALLRATS, which to this day is *still* my favorite of all of Kevin Smith's movies.

#NowListening #5DebutAlbums7074

Vashti Bunyan – Just Another Diamond Day (Philips, 1970)

Folk

Peter Thiel Is Very, Very Interested in Young People's Blood The contrarian venture capitalist believes transfusions may hold the key to his dream of living forever.

Their denial of the body as merely a vessel for code is shown daily by the way these men treat actual living human beings, including the ones who work for their companies.

These men are chasing their own personal immortailty over piles of corpses. They're the closest thing we have to vampires tbh.

That movie title reminds me of Henry Flynt

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It's almost embarrassing how often I listen to Any Other City but it is one of the most wonderful albums I have - if anyone asks me for listening recs, I always push them towards it

The Mice - Pharoah [Cleveland, OH, USA , Power Pop / Punk] (1985)

The Mice - Pharoah [Cleveland, OH, USA , Power Pop / Punk] (1985)
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This movie and its soundtrack are such a huge part of my life. My dad showed me the movie when I was a kid and got me the soundtrack CD and both were instant favorites. I had to watch the movie many times to understand exactly what was happening, both due to my juvenile innocence and the heavy patois of the dialogue, but I loved the grit and vision - it’s lo-fi but still an incredibly sophisticated movie, self-aware of its place in the history of cinema. And Jimmy Cliff burnt up the screen. I had a custom shirt made with the yellow star of David from the recording studio scene and gave it to my dad for his birthday. Unlike the movie, the music translated instantly - a peek into a national music scene for the ages. Toots and the Maytals, Desmond Dekker, The Slickers, and of course Jimmy Cliff. The kings of pre-dub reggae. A caribbean vision of pop music translated from the intersection of Jamaican folk music and American soul. I had heard Bob Marley, but this blew my head open. Jimmy Cliff’s songs here, conveyed with his voice as blue and pure as Jamaican seawater, anchor the record and are some of the most indelible anthems of struggle ever written. Title track so good it’s on here twice. “Many Rivers To Cross” covered by Harry Nilsson. Maybe all of them were Jerry Garcia Band staples. These songs crossed all boundaries with their emotional truths. RIP to a true legend. My family and I were fortunate to visit Jamaica on e and we stayed at a resort owned by Perry Henzell, the director of THTC. Very cool

The absolute best. More in the alt-text

No Medium, by Rosali 10 track album

Exciting news from @spinstersounds.bsky.social a Top 5 label for me -- the fantastic Rosali album No Medium is back in stock in vinyl rosali.bandcamp.com/album/no-med...

AOC on Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's surprise resignation from Congress: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office. She is saying a lot but her ACTIONS have not backed up the rhetoric. For all her talk, she's STILL voting with them to gut healthcare and advance self-dealing corruption schemes."

And now a word from AOC.