official gogurt

i have regrets, generally, but specifically now regarding the butterfly logo tattoo on my ass

it's very clunky in the literal sense but i just loooove setting up profiles tbh

screenshot of my mastodon profile. my name is shown as official gogurt @officialgogurt@mastodon.social bio: just a she/they on the internet. also on bluesky and threads

i caved

jk i gave up on jorts horse and am on the mastodon server now. i exist! same username

rip, i tried but am having technical issues out the ass. i'll send pigeons

it's really too bad that you need to not use drugs to be an egg donor. i'm such a good candidate, except for the fact that i've been stoned since 2018

image of the word boobs in white font on grey background

haha! nice

i think it has to do with the word boobs in the context of the other words as well. like, an image of the word "boobs" shouldn't get flagged? now im curious. time to test

an eerie photo of a bank's tunnel entrance; deep red light comes from a low glass window, and yellow light from the street to the right. taken on my panasonic lumix g7

are you entering the tunnel, y/n?

genuine suggestion, ignore me if you're over it: avoid the word "boobs" in the alt text as well. "the chest is censored" etc........ maybe. i've been trying to figure out loopholes for the relatively sfw pics LOL

it's true

thinking negative thoughts but on purpose, with direction, and passion

little known fact about me is that i'm kind of a bitch

i'm not gonna say who. and "me" or "omg not me right" is not gonna get a reply :)

she's a 10 but she cannot get back to sleep

awake, in the bed, rain is falling. cat is snuggled next to me. happy three am

skyline photo of chicago masked by trees and other closer foreground buildings; the sky is deep blue, tinted orange behind the sears tower in the distance. the moon shines above

i love her. the moon

sorry for not posting as much. my meds are really effective

image of a white clay slab with six little white egg shaped creations placed in little holes on the white slab. each egg has a little smile or frown drawn on their face

close up image of the clay eggs and tray. you can see they are very rudimentary and covered in fingerprints still

i made eggs

screen shot of neil cicierega's video titled "bustin" where a man stands on screen with the ghost busters logo around

me irl rn

that's gonna be 2 much for me 2 expose on here but one must trust i am thrilled to have received this offer

ok!

saw some tits that made me audibly go, "damn"

CHAT I START FRIDAY

yall i think i have a job

selfie of me, a pale femme with red hair and a dark green button down shirt on, making a blowing kissy face

mfw i am blowing u a widdle tiss

O! to feel alive.

beautiful little things are always making me feel

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