Bummer. Arraignment should be funny. Evading arrest and assault with a cold cut footlong. πΉ
12.08.2025 02:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@tacothecat.bsky.social
An aspiring writer and hedonist whose love of treats, politics, and everything Marvel and DC consumes a good portion of my waking moments, few as they are. A friend to corgis.
Bummer. Arraignment should be funny. Evading arrest and assault with a cold cut footlong. πΉ
12.08.2025 02:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feel better, buddy. β€οΈβπ©Ή
12.08.2025 02:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait. How old is ciabatta? Hasnβt it always been around? How is bread still being invented?
12.08.2025 02:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But will Verbal?
12.08.2025 02:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The person was cheering him on so loudly, she scared me! Did they catch him?
12.08.2025 02:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0CNN says the Epstein story is dead based on google searches dropping, as if people need to continually search for the same information, so in order to keep it as a top story OUR job is to type "Epstein files" into google once a day every day.. do it now!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Los Angeles, DC, whatβs next? New York?
12.08.2025 02:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These. Sigh.
12.08.2025 02:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oooohhhh. Ralph, you are really lucky.
12.08.2025 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The little blep. β€οΈ
12.08.2025 02:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I agree with all of this for all of this reasons.
12.08.2025 01:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And chicken and dumpling soup is soooo good.
11.08.2025 21:20 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We should as the Texas Republicans.
11.08.2025 21:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Congratulation!
11.08.2025 20:10 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You are going to get so many dates!
11.08.2025 19:29 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Not a woman? I donβt know. Because you are not a man, you you are in some sort of weird legal limbo.
11.08.2025 19:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes. But any being that produces eggs can be a woman.
11.08.2025 19:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs always one. This post is about a law that defines what a woman an a man are. But there has been stuff in the news about the SECDEFβs church on that. Thereβs no lack of π
11.08.2025 13:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mondays are the worst.
11.08.2025 13:47 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0π₯
11.08.2025 13:46 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Work of art
11.08.2025 13:27 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As of Sept. 1 behold a woman in TX: an individual whose biological reproductive system is developed to produce ova. How do we keep regressing?
11.08.2025 13:27 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0The story of our lives.
11.08.2025 04:04 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He does not have the same draw. The person needs to stop typing unless she is wearing reading glasses.
11.08.2025 02:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But he also does some weird stuff with out there MAGAs that make most Democrats cringe.
11.08.2025 01:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Little Fires Everywhere was excellent. Will have to pick this up.
11.08.2025 01:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pleeeeeeease!
11.08.2025 01:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That would be very upsetting
11.08.2025 01:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder how they relate to each other.
11.08.2025 01:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yep. He does nothing gave the same draw.
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