F. Bones (Official)

20mg gummy
200mg caffeine
400mg ibuprofen
I'm fucking unstoppable

I have taken dumps that were longer and more societally consequential than the Blue Origin flight.

*tap the glass on your weird, bootlicker fishtank*
why are y'all acting like Mark Cuban is "one of the good ones"?
Everything he says is giving "HAHA good one, guys. Eat the rich, am I right??"
Buddy you're on the menu, get over it.

If history truly repeats, let's go ahead and skip to the "in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire" chapter for our new chancellor.

Finna get put on a list this year

Call me Fortunado cuz you got me bricked up

Hot tip for you gamers: Bosses are harder to defeat, but they drop more loot. Their cronies are good for melee practice, but save your depletable resources for the Boss!

Inb4 people start using the new super dog as propaganda for cryptocurrency

Just saw that video of Blur bullying Narduwar and I have never been angrier

Vivienne Westwood is not punk. Fight me.

What is it now, I'm tired

I'm sure it's very... Spicy 🪱

Fun fact, it's not blood, it's BILE! have a nice day 😘

um

How is this thread all Glub Shitto discourse without actually mentioning the name Glub Shitto

If you see this post something monochromatic 🖤🤍☠️

"Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man"

Based Sluggo

Fuck I think we totally forgot that part in Dune Pt. 2 about not falling for charismatic violent folk heroes fueled by vengeance who look like Timothee Chalamet in a hoodie

When you say "Happy Honda Days", you are literally waging a war against Toyotathon

Fuckbones takes a mirror selfie in slutty grey sweatpants and no shirt while flexing a muscle that has long since rotted away to bone. "Fuckbones updates his profile pic" jb 2016

21 million active users!
The same 5 tired memes!
All this app needs to feel like a true social media throwback to the "good old days" is MIRROR SELFIES

Tmz or someone claiming to be TMZ followed my badly drawn skeleton ass and i wish we didn't live in late stage social media hell

@tmzofficial.bsky.social
Why tho

I love this app

The two best Dune adaptations committed to film to date, bar none

This isn't me saying you can have them, just flexing that *I* have them. You're welcome

It's been pretty weird lately. Be nice to yourself 💀

We're not so different, you and I

I don't have issues, I have the Complete Hardcover Special Edition Omnibus with foreword by Alan Moore

Fuckbones encounters a scientific model of a skeleton, does not enjoy it. Caption reads "fuckbones is getting tired of impossible beauty standards" jb 2017

Honk shoo