Harrison Crow

Soooo.... this series is over. I actually have to be a dad and "professional" tomorrow so I don't know if I'm around tomorrow but just know I'll be sad in spirit with you, just like now.

Please continue your commentary using only VEEP gifs. This is probably the only good thing that has happened in the past three hours.

What if I told you this game has the potential to actually have been the best umpired game this series?

"A pitching staff that has kept a good offense has been normalized" - John Smoltz...

You are much healthier and more intelligent than I am.

Joe Davis asking Smoltz to say something nice about the Mariners and their opportunities going forward and the best he could manage was "well, when you have three games at home and lose two of them maybe you win that third and you fool yourself into thinking you can get one more" ... like, okay dude

Still watching the game but purely out of spite and hate.

"You got to believe though they won't ever admit that they're starting to feel it, the Jays are showing more and are capable of more offensively than this Seattle team" - John smoltz

This just feels insurmountable at this point time. It's baseball and anything can happen. It has against this team before. But all my good vibes are gone. The carriage is turn back into a pumpkin and here we are again... Our Seattle Mariners, in their true form.

Fuck all of Seattle sports.

Honestly that would be the most badass thing to happen in history of radio. The history. Of. All. Radio.

*ahem*

Bjays doing a babip...

It's literally the worst and I hate it.

Do it, Meg... Burn it. Burn it all.

Dude got struck out twice and still walked.

If wegovy protects the heart can I take it and have it break up with this team for me?

Watching the Mariners. / Regarder les marins.

Smoltz asks "what do you expect throwing down the middle..." If you're not going to get strikes on the edge... This is kinda what happens. Umpires putting their stamp on the game.

What a joke...

Cool. Cool cool cool. Cool cool cool cool cool..."recipe for a launched baseball"

Oh nooooo!!

Love you, Joshie!

Yeah I'm watching FS1 too...

I honestly think it's a result of them having beat the Yankees so decidedly. I also think it's a result of being East Coast and having been seen nationally more frequently.

I'm with Mark here, it's the connotation... They may not be actively rooting but they talk far more positively about the Blue Jays then they do the Mariners.

It's really weird and honestly emotionally exhausting to me.

I know Cal has swung and missed a lot... Even if you didn't know that Fox pbp would make sure to tell you about it, but I really feel he's improved dl so much as an overall hitter just from last year.

I just want to say it before I regret thinking it later when we're down by another five, six runs... I have really appreciated and enjoyed Luis Castillo pitching this season and I'm glad he's going tonight.

You know how people say they're ready to get hurt again? I'm not ready for that but if I could just have the good feels only. I kinda feel like I was promised that. #Mariners