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A Black man named Keith Porter was shot and killed by an ICE officer on New Year’s Eve.

Marimar Martinez was shot five times by an ICE officer in Chicago who went on to brag about leaving seven holes in her body.

This is not new but it is expanding.

rewatched minority report yesterday, taking partial credit for the spielberg trailer drop happening today

Never seen this image so clearly represented in a movie trailer.

showing up here because twitter is down

winning just to what? get compared to the yankees? is the content of your soul not worth something?

could be anyone!

I fear I’m not cut out for the anxiety of not knowing if people haven’t followed me back here because they didn’t notice or because they secretly don’t like me

[ancient egyptian standup comic] see guys from the upper kingdom, they observe funerary rites like THIS. but us guys from the lower kingdom, we observe funerary rites like THIS. See this guy knows what I’m talking about [pointing at man with the head of a bird]

wow that is wild!!

wait they don’t have press passes? like everyone just has to pay for this?

what about a watching inherent vice group

took twitter off my phone because i don’t trust anyone there to not spoil mission impossible so now im over here

dr godzilla over here

John Waters standing beside a wall with a sign that says: The John Waters Restrooms. All Gender. Not my photo.

In 2000, John Waters donated 372 pieces of his art collection to the Baltimore Museum of Art. They named a rotunda after him in their gallery. He requested an all-gender restroom be named for him instead. #BOTD

The X-Men Wolverine picture meme but he's looking at the picture from Looney Tunes: The Day The Earth Blew Up of baby Porky, Daffy, and Farmer Jim

We don't talk enough about the levels of regulatory capture demonstrated by the fact that these things are even street legal

BREAKING: Richard Kind is PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024!

using this app for the first time in months to say @davidlsims.bsky.social just tip the poll towards Lee no one will be mad just do it

A sign stapled to a telephone pole. The text of the sign says: How to "punish" my daughter? My daughter is biting hair! I'm a single father so I don't have the "maternal instinct". CALLING ALL MOMS... Best way to tell her this is not ok without being too harsh? Please write the answer: Feed her a stew that makes her blind Feed her a stew that makes her go blind for 1 day Stew that blinds her for a day Feed her a type of stew that makes her blind for 1 day 1 Day Blinding Stew

The best parenting advice I ever got was 1 day blinding stew

just learned you can mute people here so maybe i’ll start using it more

maybe seeing a landlord complain that killers of the flower moon was too sympathetic is the thing that’ll finally push me over to here and away from the other place

Unfortunately we are living it

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

John Wick movies are so funny, man. He goes into like a noodle shop and says “I’d like something…spicy” and a Chinese guy puts his hand into a big pot of broth and pulls out an AR-15 and says “enjoy your meal, Mr Wick” and then John has a fight in the New York Museum of Hatchets

6 PM - That movie wasn't so scary

10 PM - [after hearing any noise] Is that you Jaws

I have discovered that the farm boy chocolate croissants are *shockingly* good and this feels like a turning point in my life

yeah there’s something about the ghost town, the attempt to preserve the past by trapping people in it, the vision of backwoods americana, the specific violence of it, the generational trauma, a my chemical romance song for the closing credits lol. it’s so mid-2000s

already said Margaret but thinking about non obvious ones I think House of Wax (2005) is not *not* about 9/11

LETS GOOOOOOOOO