Dwight Scholl

This! Where she demands grace from her kids, nope. People like her should be marched naked down Pennsylvania Ave while Hannah Waddingham clangs a bell at them shouting SHAME, SHAME, SHAME. IYKYK

Butt stuff doesn't count.

So what is that you would say that you do here Shauna. *stares in Bobs*

Shitshow is a bit of an understatement. Every day I wake up and start to read the news, I feel like I'm trapped in this meme. 🙄

It's a very Soviet mentality if you ask me. Sacrifice for the motherland.

👀Soon!

If you have the means to outrun the leopards, I guess you would.
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I can't take credit for this but someone already posted that all faces taste the same to the leopard.

If this is where we're headed, I think I would rather live in the savage lands. IYKYK.

He was on a tour of post civil war South and wondered why stage coaches had holes drilled in the floor. It was to let water drain out after the coach had to ford across shallow rivers and streams because no one saw the public benefit in building bridges.

This reminds me of an article I read about Robert Law Olmsted, the architect of Central Park in NYC and many other municipal parks.

Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department CHEYENNE, WY—After attempting to contain a living-room blaze started by a cigarette, card-carrying Libertarian Trent Jacobs reluctantly called the Cheyenne Fire Department Monday. “Although the commun...

That reminds me of one of my favorite Onion articles. theonion.com/libertarian-...

If only there were a death note lying around.

He looks like our Simba boi. Here he is about to launch his new podcast, "Why is there not enough food in my bowl".

Without downloading a new pic, where are you now mentally?

Too bright.

Do you buy your "Pet Food" from this store? 🙃

No one at my house is. We all loved that show. Maybe they can get a pick from Starz like Minx did.

adulthood is just a string of evenings spent going to bed at the same time you used to go out