Devon

Man, I love Jasmine Crockett.

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

Want a great way to replace "narcissist" in your vocabulary?

Egotist. Egocentric, selfish, self-absorbed, etc.

Can someone with a personality disorder BE problematic? Sure, but they'd be a problem without a diagnosis too, and innocent folk who share a diag don't deserve to be thrown under the bus.

Pals, I know everyone is doing it, but you gotta stop deciding that because you don’t like someone that it’s okay to diagnose them with a personality disorder.

Mental illness isn’t a sick burn or the ultimate way to dunk on someone. And when you treat it that way, you’re choosing to worsen stigma.

Remember, if you see an axe murderer, run up and feed his ass a few slices of kiwi. Problem solved and whatnot.

Literally every single person on Facebook marketplace immediately after they hit ‘send’ on the message in which they say they’re interested and will pick up that day.

Is anyone on here?

“You’re not the only one who lives here!” -me to my 2.5 year-old just now

Me at college orientation rn

I will never ever be able to wrap my head around not wanting your citizens to have their basic needs met. It shouldn’t be a privilege and yet in America it is.

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!"

Social Security - "That's socialism!"

Debt free education - "That's socialism!"

Universal childcare - "That's socialism!"

$1 trillion+ in tax cuts for the wealthy...

"That's just how it is."

I think it's possible to build a society where more of this potential is unlocked.

I’m sure when the Sex Pistols wrote Anarchy in the U.K. that they didn’t picture a 40+ year old woman listening to it on repeat as she deep-cleaned her bathroom…

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.

Waldo/Wally being led away by two police officers.

decades-long manhunt finally ends

Just because something doesn’t affect you personally, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t care about it. We, as humans should desire to see others free from suffering

I absolutely agree with this! It’s so sad that millions don’t.

#Pinks

RFK worried about our kids’ health like

Nothing screams “I’m in my 40s” quite like having to add psyllium husk to your regime.

Dude 😂

There’s definitely a special place in hell for RFK Jr. and it’s right next to his uncle Ted.

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

the Molly kicking in?

joke's on you, I actually came to the US looking for a worse life

The saying that basically tells you to be careful what you judge because you just might find yourself in that same situation is one of the most true statements about the human experience.

Signed,
Woman who just had to order a toddler leash

A new Final Destination movie, except this time it’s about Mitch McConnell constantly escaping death & everyone being disappointed every time he lives.

Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.

Yes! Especially her emotional support hats!