Marco Scuderi

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“Put them all on that spaceship and send them off.”

Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened?

Oopsie, Stephen.

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Chicago priest Father Michael Pfleger: "The state of emergency is in AMERICA, not Chicago. It's birthed from this president and his admin's reign of terror."

( ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social )

The Government is now shut down, but apparently nobody called the school in the Bronx that had come to the Capitol for their tour today, so they're getting the treat of a lifetime since AOC agreed to give them the tour herself!
I’m loving this for all of them!

Five minutes in.
Man... and I thought I had issues :)

Brilliant. Thank you for the link.

A Trumper asked me today if I was one of those nutjobs trying to save polar bears.

My reply I think shocked him: No. The polar bears are already dead bears walking/swimming. We can't save them. They will go extinct in the wild. At this point, we're just trying to keep agriculture from collapsing.

I just hope. Just hope that those in uniform will hold the line...

Make Appearances Matter Again

How did the US elect such an imbecile? I cannot phantom!

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Hey, you should know.... HUD in New Zealand is a dating app for sex with no commitments.
And in case anyone is wondering how I know...huge billboard at the end of the motorway!

These caricatures are getting more adventurous and more in his face. Good!

I am sure he is busy pimping anything that puts dirty money in his pockets...

Boycott Swastikars and Cybersucks globally

Buona sera....

The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that the true purpose of the shutdown is indeed to avoid a vote on releasing the files. Unreal!

My same thought when I first saw the video.

President Laughing Stock

The UN Speech that should have been covered wall to wall

Any reason Karma is mad at you?

China expands Argentina soybean buying to 20 cargoes, traders say Chinese importers kept up a hectic pace of Argentine soybean purchases after the South American supplier's move to abolish export taxes temporarily made its prices competitive, traders said on Wednesday.

So just to be clear: The US is propping up Argentina’s economy, and now Argentina can eliminate its export taxes, so it can sell tons of soybeans to China, so China isn’t forced to buy soybeans from the US, so the US can pay subsidies to keep our farmers solvent.

www.reuters.com/world/china/...

From Reddit: Murdered by words

NEW: MAGA world is DROWNING in snowflake tears over news that Pope Leo XIV will replace the NY cardinal who equated Charlie Kirk to Saint Paul with an anti-gun, pro-immigrant bishop.

Tweet: So let me get this right. Oracle says openai committed 300b for cloud storage. Oracle stock jumps 36% Oracle runs on Nvidia gpus. Has to buy billions in chips from Nvidia. Nvidia just announced they're investing 100b in openai. Openai using that money... To pay oracle. Who pays Nvidia. Who investa in open ai

Been trying to explain why economy increasingly feels like it's running wholly on rich people passing each other same bag of money - innovation is stalled, unemployment is rising, but stock tickers are still somehow going up. This example captures the current state of our economy perfectly.

It cannot be karma, someone had to be doing it. Kudos indeed.